my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"
i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist
Hey guys I found a picture of Ampharos sitting down last night and I’m losing my fucking mind
FUCKING ASTOUNDING
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
"Don't call every game runner a DM, that reinforces WotC's hegemony" Maybe so, but they're trying to trademark the phrase "Dungeon Master" before it becomes generic like bandaid or kleenex and I want to take that away from them
vlad wearing this
But as a crop top
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Sorry I didn’t get back to you it’s just that I’m completely unfit for human interaction.
hello maam we recieved your call and no need to worry, we are experts
Don't worry ma'am you Cann tell us your darkest secrets. We're all ears
Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
Oh great, I'm getting taxed for that now?
i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
OH MY GOD
now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz