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What am I doing with my life? Do you know? Native pride! (she/her)
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Art of Deception Part 6 (Orlo x Reader)

Summary: An Orlo x Reader slow burn. You and your uncle have    just arrived in Peter III’s court from the Colonies. You uncle has    warned you of the debauchery of the court and devises a plan to keep you     safe, but the Emperor has other ideas. You find yourself thrown to  the   wolves and you must keep your secret while while fighting the  growing   feelings you have for the one person in court you who you  would tell the  secrets of the universe to if he would only ask.

Note: Anything in Italics indicates the characters are speaking English as opposed to Russian

The first thing you became aware of was the debilitating pain in your head that worsened each time your heart beat. You groaned, trying to regulate you breathing in effort to slow your heart rate. You had nearly lowered the speed and intensity of your pulse when you felt a sharp sting at the crook of you left arm. You fought to crack your weary eyes open, blinking a few times against the light. When your eyes finally adjusted you were greeted with the face of a man you had never met before.

His wide, startled eyes met yours for a moment before you retched you arm out of his grasp and pushed yourself against the headboard. You reached under your pillow where you had hid a knife your uncle had gifted you. You raised it at the man, pushing yourself further into the headboard as a means to steady yourself.

Who the fuck are you?” you growled and brandished the weapon at the strange man.

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wenella

EN subbed vid (Nov 1): Zhu Yilong physically and mentally immersing himself in his role as a crazed Ma Zhe. Only the River Flows BTS.

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wenella

EN subbed vid (Nov 1): Zhu Yilong physically and mentally immersing himself in his role as a crazed Ma Zhe. Only the River Flows BTS.

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IceMav Nation, I have a question.

Stargate SG-1 has Cameron Mitchell ... a pilot.

TopGun has Pete Mitchell ... also a pilot.

Why has no one thought to do a TG / SG-1 crossover?

Imagine it, Ice and JACK O'NEILL. Mav flirting with John Shepard. The Navy testing for the ATA gene. The rivalries. The shenanigans. The alien sex pollen.

Why has no one written this?!

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kinnbig
the Only Friends kiss circle is complete - Sand kissed Ray, Ray kissed Mew, Mew kissed Top, Top kissed Boston, Boston kissed Nick, and Nick kissed Sand 😵‍💫

- inspired by this post by @happylovelyarmy

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telomeke

OK, so the seating arrangement on this poster wasn't just random then: 😂

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At the beginning of the summer, I had big plans to better my plant ID knowledge and foraging, and staggered home from the library with a giant stack of guidebooks. Which went entirely unread until now, unfortunately. Some of them were older books which I'm flipping through more out of curiosity and an appreciation for line drawings rather than for practical advice - this one is from 1973 and I'm supremely charmed by the author's voice, particularly his attitude of "just because I'm writing the book you're reading about edible plants doesn't mean you should trust anything I say."

I genuinely think this guy's qualifications for writing this book were just "I went out and ate every plant there is so you don't have to"

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asmeesh

Remember kids, if you use Adobe and don't want them stealing your work, turn that setting Off under Privacy. It's On by default. They boast about using their own library for their gen/a/i stuff, when in reality they pull from every user who's ever touched Creative Cloud.

Ranting today because of the Illustrator update with a vector version of their gen/a/i. The ads are bad, but everywhere, making it seem like some magical program. Recently found some a/i work that looked eerily like my own, so I'm very sore about this today.

Also why not poison the well while you're at it and Glaze the images you post online.

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*stalks the street at night looking for neighborhood creepypasta monsters to make friends with*

*walks up to the shadow being that flicks in and out of existence beneath a broken street light* yo you ever do bowling?

*jogging next to the pale human thing that runs on all fours chasing cars down the highway* my dog’s the same way with bikes

*craning my neck so slenderman can hear* I’m looking for a gym partner!

*chatting with girl from The Ring* so you like indie films?

*raises my voice to talk to sirenhead* yo ya mind turning that down!

holy crap i’m in love with this. i adore this. i am beset with adoration for this. (credit: @mrtwistersballoons​)

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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

  • discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship
  • miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR
  • cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not
  • fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee
  • europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”
  • fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”
  • pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

As a melancholic man who drinks it black or maybe with some cream, this might explain some things

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libraford

Forever thinking about how, on election day in 2016, I wore a shirt with an American flag on it because it was what was clean. And the 20-ish year old bagging my groceries made a snide remark about it, followed by 'I didn't vote, they're all the same anyways.' And a fellow grocery worker chimed in agreement that he wasn't voting for the same reason.

And now I can't go to a local drag event without having to walk through a gauntlet of nazis.

I realize that the election is a year and a half away, but please don't fall for the 'they're the same' rhetoric this time around. Both candidates will suck, but they'll suck in different ways and one of them wants my community dead.

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flightfoot

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good.

voting on a local level is so incredibly important. as is running for things on a local level. so many republicans that are currently passing anti trans bills in states like missouri ran completely unopposed. the Glorious Revolution is not going to happen overnight, so in the meantime we NEED folks challenging these seats.