there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

it’s where snacks belong

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

ive never hit reblog so fast

Neither have I

Nor have i

Lol, more projects need to see this

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!

B L A C K L I V E S M A T T E R

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

I’m fucking WHeEzing okayyyyyyyy

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

4.02 home // 10.04 home again

As many of you know, I live in Japan.

While working at school some teachers and I were setting up a fence around the pool and I got my hand jammed in between two very heavy pieces of metal.

I went to the doctor and they recommended I get an x-ray. My American ass was like “oh fuck last time I was offered an x-ray in the states it would cost me upwards of $1000 because that was my deductable. (:

I did the X-ray and guess what it cost in Japan? (: (: (:

$13 motherfuckin dollars.

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

my roommate is watching a zombie movie on his bed, posed like he is in a damn renaissance painting, wearing his soviet cosmonaut halloween costume as pajamas, and drinking a HUGE bottle of wine directly from the bottle

he just read this post and said “you forgot my can of pringles. they’re buffalo ranch. the can matches my outfit”

Happy Black History Month!

can he stop calling me out

Poughkeepsie, 3/9/2019

I got a clearer shot if ur interested

Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

Fuck spreading hate like wildfire, spread this! Compassion, love and pride during pride month!!

Some poc parents showing their support because images like these are rarely shown and hard to find.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE.

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

This post gave me a fucking ulcer.