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@forsakenqueer

LV, She/they/he, multi-fandom, but mostly Bungo Stray Dogs and Genshin Impact, I don't tag spoilers
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it’s always “i love you” and never “a few weeks ago you told me lane had a crush on me. well i have a crush on her too and i know you have very strict rules about dating and boys and i just want you to know that i’m a good person. i don’t smoke, i don’t drink, i’ve never gotten a ticket, i’m healthy, i take care of myself, i floss, i never watch more than thirty minutes of television partly because i think it’s a waste of time and partly because there’s nothing on, i respect my parents, i do well in school, i never play video games in case they do someday prove playing them can turn you into a serial killer, i don’t drink coffee, i don’t drink soda because the carbonation freaks me out, i’m happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it, i don’t mind wearing a tie, i enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and i really really wanna take your daughter to her prom. mrs kim? please don’t make me repeat that list again.”

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

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They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

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there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

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you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[ID: replies by wowhead, lordcapricorn, and brainy-gremlin-official. wowhead's reply reads: "and brother i'm in the trenches". lordcapricorn's reply reads: "And girl, I'm playing both sides". brainy-gremlin-official's reply reads: "And brother I'm a war profiteer".]