I’m saying “it’s right”
All of us are saying “it’s right.”
It’s right
It’s right.
Right
right as fuck
This man committed no wrong and anyone who says otherwise is wrong and devoid of morals
it is morally correct to break the law when the law is morally wrong.
Literal Robin Hood behaviour
The painting, is complete :3
but what’s in the middle
Spoilers for While Mighty Oaks Do Fall:
If I weren’t so busy at work, I’d be looking to get this chapter up today, since I’m almost finished writing it. Alas, duty calls. But I’m still excited about the Funny Hat AU, so… have an extract from the second chapter (Air I):
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“I keep coming back to this question,” Zuko admits, dipping the candle. “The case of the palace built around a stolen beam.”
Fire Sage Shyu places Zuko’s letters on the table, and then turns to frown at Zuko. “You like that case.”
Zuko hums. He can’t actually tell Fire Sage Shyu what fascinates him so much about the stolen beam. Last time Zuko spoke out about something like that, he was forced to bow before the Fire Lord. But he can shroud his inappropriate questions in legal queries, can ponder hypothetical cases instead of asking anyone else to face their reality.
“So it’s interesting that you just misquoted it,” Fire Sage Shyu points out. Zuko carefully removes the candle from the wax, and then looks up at Fire Sage Shyu. “It isn’t a palace built around a stolen beam. The case is talking about a house.”
Funny Hat Zuko: I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FATHER LORD YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT THE FATHER LORD–
I need mental intervention bc I’ve had this fake arctic monkeys song stuck in my head for like five days now
Cicely Tyson, (‘A Man Called Adam’) (dir. Leo Penn. 1966)
Rest in Paradise
Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.
golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
golf:
mini golf:
Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death
Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required
Jacket with 175 Pockets by General Research
everyone knows about this meme, right?
but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!
She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:
He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.
Look how happy she was to hear that!!!
anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.
For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!
admittedly I don’t spend a lot of time on reddit in general so ymmv but the ftm fitness subreddit is literally that “bodybuilders responding to forum post by skinny dude” meme. like every reply is genuinely good advice and/or “you look amazing, king”
why ain’t nobody singing like this anymore???
Cause R&B singers wanna be rappers now
Rumor has it, to get the most emotion out of the song, lead singer Johnnie Wilder recorded it in the studio in front of a live audience…his wife! 😩😭
I looooooove this version
“beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck that and puts on her pants and marches down to the beast’s castle herself
and she’s expecting this horrifying dark fortress but it’s actually sort of just a normal castle with big rose bushes and furniture that’s sometimes alive
and she thinks, i can work with this
and the beast comes out and he’s like don’t look at me i am a hideous monster and beauty’s like dude you’re like a talking tiger in a cape are you kidding you’re AWESOME can i pet you can i stroke your paws can you give me a ride
and he’s like what and she goes around the castle like okay we’ll put curtains here and expand the kitchen and this could be a really cute breakfast nook
and the beast is confused because isn’t she supposed to be terrified and hate him and he had all these intimidating speeches planned and he’s like uh aren’t you going to try to run away
and beauty’s all are you kidding this is a magic castle i’m going to live here forever
so they just sort of settle in together and one day beauty goes home for the weekend to visit her family and they’re all amazed that she’s alive and her sisters go WHY DIDN’T THE HUGE MONSTER EAT YOU TO DEATH and she’s like nahhh he’s basically just a big cat he’s kind of cute actually sometimes he plays with yarn when he thinks i’m not looking
and she explains how it’s really not that bad, all the dishes wash themselves and i get all these gorgeous dresses for free because the castle doesn’t know what else to do with them and yeah there are flowers everywhere but hey that’s his hobby y'know i’m not gonna discourage that man
and then one day while beauty’s re-alphabetizing her magic library and trying to decide where to put that enchanted mirror the beast comes up and he’s like hey so this is awkward but are you like………………………………..in love with me……?????????
and beauty’s like oh uh wow haha um sorry no you’re…sort of a tiger
and the beast is like thank goodness because if you were i’d have to turn back into a human and i've kind of gotten used to being a big lion thing with horns and the ability to speak english for some reason like why would i want to go back to being a spindly little man and then beauty laughs and she’s like okay well can you go catch us a wild boar for dinner, dear
and they end up getting married in the end just because it’s easier to explain that way, you know, a single lady ~~living alone with a man~~ even if he’s not actually a man, and that’s fine with them because beauty was never really into the whole boys and sex thing and the beast (whose name is jeff) is honestly more interested in his flowers
and whenever any of the other ladies in the village give her any shit beauty is just like, oh, you don’t like my crepes? well you know my husband, who is literally a tiger, loves them and then everyone leaves her alone, which is really all she ever wanted
and she goes back to her magic castle and sits down with a book in front of the fire and rests her feet on her cat husband and nobody bothers her ever again
can that happen
Ace fairy tales <3
“I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by… “
#lol
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE!
Reblogging because we all need a laugh
