Alejandra

god creating lil nas x

How is the caption more hilarious than the comic

hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

This post left more questions than answers

here are your answers. I don’t know if you still want them

original set

What is this? And can I touch it?

it’s molten glass, you can touch it but only once…

Had to find a clean reblog of this but it looks really nice!

Thank you for your efforts

hnghg…. soup

loving the avatar renaissance because it means I get to make memes again

Oh yeah this is freaky cooooool!

I’m so tired of y'all posting people’s art with no credits. Her name is Dain Yoon and she is an amazing artist who deserves credit. Post with credit or don’t post at all.

That takedown 

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That NY “FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT” clear as day

He on the phone with Comcast.

Lmaaaaoo

I don’t have my own life together enough to start a new one.

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

“Every morning my wife and I get booped awake“ 

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Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?

The end: *happens *

Me:

im begging you watch the whole thing

me: *eats absolute trash all day but drinks a lot of water* me: being healthy is a lifestyle :)

mig der lever af grønne bønner kaffe te og tyggegummi men drikker vand når jeg husker det

Basically ever since we developed human brains we’ve been desperately trying to turn them off

Humans: [evolve self-awareness]

Humans: oof, don’t like that

i love the last one

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[source: https://twitter.com/nasacertified/status/1273798595314167814]

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person