Hiya

I'm Demi I'm a transfem enby, I'm in the Ann Arbor area in michigan I'm also a huge fag, btw my sideblogs are @bunnyboygirlboy for nsfw and @demifur for furry nsfw also 18+, I still post nsfw on here, just mostly not porn Feel free to dm, especially if you're in my area

Staff 1984'd all my blogs but I told them "I sorry" and they restored my main.

My horny sideblog is now @toscompliantdemi

That sideblog will not reblog pictures unless they're ToS compliant, but will have horny text posts and such

onlinedipshit87: Honestly beef stew isnt even that good

-15 relations with race: dwarves

-25 relations with race: orcs

-500 relations with race: halflings

Race: Halflings now see you as a mortal enemy. You will be attacked on sight in halfling settlements

"Cheating's bad, okay?"

NE State Sen. Lou Ann Linehan (R) complains filibusters of anti-trans bills made her miss her grandson's preschool graduation.

Sen. Megan Hunt (I): “You won't come off this bill that hurts my [trans] son. You hate him more than you love your own family. That's why you're here."

btw that (I) by her name is bc she ditched the dems for not supporting her in this

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> birthday today

> dad is an old fashioned southern cowboy

> pretty supportive of me being trans even though he doesn't fully get it

> dad decided to give me a mossberg 590 shotgun with a hilarious pink bow on it

> asked dad what the heck I'm gonna do with this

> he said "take care of them transphobes that don't mind their fuckin business" and laughs

> mfw

Dad.. /end

Second image is Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove listening to the angel on his shoulder. The angel is saying, "No, no. He's got a point."]

Please say "hit with a pie" instead of... That

@bibleofficial people deserve to see this

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

theyre literally finally admitting that they think poor people should starve to death lmao

And also be forced to work

Nothing quite demonstrates the generation divide like how both me and my dad are/were MMORPG players, both of us play lizardfolk monks, but in his case in Everquest the Iksar were legit humanoid lizards whereas mine is an Au Ra kawaii uguu anime girl with a few patches of scales and horns

To add to this, back in his day you had to join a guild to do content and his was a bunch of well-paid engineers and lawyers, who he knew and worked with IRL, whereas I just queue up the roulette and do stuff with randoms and never talk to anybody

Got the old login credentials so I could make the comparison

this would destroy me

this is how social anxiety feels like u go into a grocery store and theres a wrestler pointing at you

I wore a red checkered shirt today and my coworkers are roasting me RELENTLESSLY for it

"which picnic table did you pick that up from?"

"you're making me crave some french fries"

"woahh is that like. A chip truck uniform."

"you're transporting me to an italian restaurant..."

The shirt in question btw:

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a collection of my favourites so far :}

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a reply from subspace skater that reads: "bro stop squirming your making all the chess pieces fall off."

a reply from soapoey that reads: "if I was an ant i would crawl.on you. Btw. <3"

tags from thesnacken that reads: "op ready at ALL times to help out at a food truck or perhaps the bowling alley."

tags from samathekittycat that read: "a hand towel i would find in my grandma's kitchen."

reblog from mugenfinder that reads: "is this you?" followed by an image of wrap wrapped in checkered red and white sandwich paper next to a bowl of salsa.

tags from pudd0x that read: "This looks wrong it should be laminated. sorry."

tags from synthwizardromance that read: "you could play chess on that beast."

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A very wee hermit crab

he Shell Too Big For He Gotdamn Him

wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

Hey! What the fuck is going on in here

no where else

There's having sock puppet accounts, and then there's putting on a puppet show.

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

something about this illustration from playboy september 1965

The ancient world was full of textile masterpieces we can only imagine… but most of them have rotted away. So few of them have come down to us in these days that we think of metal and stone as the primary mediums for the oldest artworks. But there were tapestries and fabric work that would have rivaled the finest wrought gold and iron and the first cave paintings.

This is a incredibly rare find. A ball of yarn made from stinging nettle fibers in the Late Neolithic (5900 years old) in what’s now Marin-Epagnier in Switzerland. The thread has been preserved by being carbonized. Look at how much thread that is! And how fine and even it is spun! The skill going into this is absolutely incredible. Imagine the incredible textile work that must’ve been made with that. For a reference here’s a ball of nettle yarn I managed to make with a drop spindle. That took me 300 hours of work.