is that a flirtation

what the hell is this

this is how they killed jesus

*gets asked about my future*

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

me, home alone at three in the morning: hmmm what should i watch??

me:

That Guy™ in the class: So let me get one thing straight…

Everyone else, including the teacher:

(x)

This video has haunted me since seeing it a couple days ago

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

A leopard seal stalking penguins from beneath the ice.

my food’s vision of me waiting outside the microwave

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

I ugly laughed

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

My favorite photos of moths are when they’re clinging to windows and there’s no obvious scale of reference, so they look fucking massive

Like this

sex for the first time

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THISSSS

Amy Schumer tries to “prank” Kanye West by diving in front of him and pretending to pass out, Kanye reacts by walking away

To whoever edited this photo to make it look like Kanye is having a vision of the future: don’t edit a photo like this ever again