I'm not here anymore

24 hours later im still laughign my ass off at

you better be

i have absolutely no recollection of the events that transpired when i took this photo back in roughly 2011 all i know is that someone named their video game shop “Game Store” and I felt inclined to take a photograph of it

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

dude what if dinosaurs never died and there were still 20 foot lizards just running around and destroying buildings and they’d have to close schools because trex stepped on the gym

Can we just………….. Wow.

Avoid white people at all costs.

I stopped talking to white folks about anything more complex than nutella because I was tired of hearing and reading shit like this. 

We have come far as a species

i need an excuse to use this picture

Wtf

they have the ability to change their skin coloration and texture on command

Aliens

The amount of times I hit play is ridiculous

how the fuck is this vid only 6 seconds??????

Lmao!

CRINE

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THIS

"There is a fundamental concern that the content of such magazines normalizes the treatment of women as sexual objects. We are not killjoys or prudes who think that there should be no sexual information and media for young people. But are teenage boys and young men best prepared for fulfilling love and sex when they normalize views about women that are disturbingly close to those mirrored in the language of sexual offenders?" - Dr. Peter Hegarty

Could you tell the difference?

But rape culture doesn’t exist, right?

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

when u make a mistake

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you