Wow, It’s The Meat Puppets!

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Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it

Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)

Relatable

Consider the following

me watching the 4 command boxes of unknown origin open and then close right away as i start up my computer

ok

hey is it ok if i leave this sandwich out on the dash 🥪ill eat it later

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🥪🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

NOOO

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED

this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!

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Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.

Those earrings are a delight, darling and I love what you did with your hair.

forever twilight sparkle skateboarding!!!

hot take- people who have made a conscious decision to be horrible bigots should understand that they will be treated like people who chose to be horrible bigots

bite the hand

acrylic on paper

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

i have some too

happy electric feel friday

happy electric feel friday