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cool little thing from the pikmin manual
nice
cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces
when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting
Made me think of this post
if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen
i hope the 11 year old transmascs of the world arent on social media i hope theyre playing outside in the dirt
look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost
the chiropractor fandom did NOT like this post
i’m sorry. portmanteau bot has gone berserk. we have to put it down. once i activate the seal we’ll only have one shot to take it down. ready your blades, legionnaires
bitch fartman
portmanteau-bot
bartman.
This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help keep my meatbag slave alive.
Fruit flies are like i love you let me fly into your nostril and drown in your water mug we could be together forever<333333
the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!
fireball whiskey can be put in milk to make FIRE MILK
eat some protein if you are feeling FATIGUED
visit garage sales if you want to find DEALS ON BELT SANDERS
what we'll learn next week is still shrouded in darkness
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
four years ago today
for the people asking if this is real: yes it is. someone hacked the official fob twitter, typed “frerard”, and pressed send tweet on august 15, 2016
the fear of sharing your work not because you're worried people will hate it or mock it or think it's terrible...but instead that it will elicit nothing from them. that it will be unremarkable. that it won't matter to anyone but you