How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)
This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.
im going into shock
Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out
This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.
literally my fav video ever
Can’t stop laughing.…!!!!!!
Well… that’s that
how to: sit gay, a lesson by Lou
Cate Blanchett at the Giorgio Armani Spring Summer 2018 Women’s Fashion Show
In case you are having a bad day, here’s the video of all the times Ellen scared Sarah Paulson
Lou being a Very Mature Adult™
- why her? - “ why anyone else when she exists? ”
# the gay is angry
It’s okay, ma'am. It’s okay. The bullets can’t get through the armored pleating. It’s okay. It’s okay.
I’m not The Queen. You’re allowed to touch me.
it isn’t in my blood
Julia & David // Bodyguard
Originally posted on my Instagram, @lavender.budd
I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa. Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) dir. Gore Verbinski
You are my sunshine 🌞🍁💛
Credit: Sukiicat 🌼
“I was going to write a nice speech about all the things I like about Sarah Paulson. Sarah Catharine Paulson, she likes when you use her middle name, or Powell-son, as my 5-year-old calls her. But it’s been a crappy few weeks. My dad died, both of my dogs died. You turn on the television or computer and it’s endless tragedies and it seems like more than ever now if you have a vagina, you have to be a fighter as well. So I don’t feel nice. So I decided tonight I’m going to talk about all the things I don’t like about Sarah.
I don’t like the fact that she can wear things that look like a child threw a box of highlighters. Or that she dissembled her grandmother’s couch and reassembled it with safety pins. And still takes your breath away the minute she walks on the red carpet. I don’t like that bravery and I don’t like that it’s inspiring. I don’t like that she loves so deeply and so openly. And I don’t like that she is loved so deeply and so openly by extraordinary people because it only shines the light on how I just need to be better. I don’t like her work ethic. It reminds me that I need to work harder.
I don’t like that her and Holland’s joy for life and each other reminds me that I need to be a better girlfriend. I don’t like that she’s the kind of person that after a long day of flying and fittings will sit in your hotel room after you believe she has nowhere else to go when in fact she is fully aware that you’ve been stood up and she doesn’t want you to be alone. Just like I didn’t like the dozens upon dozens upon roses with little white poppies intermingled in them mere hours after I put my dog to sleep, whose name happens to be Poppy. So if that is the type of person you want for your icon, then I think you have chosen well.”
- I’m speechless and have nothing to add







