sparia knows whats up
Camila Cabello - Charleston 08/30 (Live on Tour)
First day of school is gonna be like…
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
never forget
Where is her Academy Award?
Why am I attracted to girls way out of my league
Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly
Me:

I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
It scares me how accurate this is.
safewithsam this reminds me of you!!
(via rowanlens)
I hope we all find that person
who looks at us
the way Kristen Bell
looks at sloths.
"This hyperactive little bastard."

