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Not So Sinful~

@foreverabrokenfighter

But still full of Sin. The Nurse's main blog, mainly used for reblogging. 22 years old - Can not care less about 75% of things.

1000 years ago, a great king had his soul infused with the crown so he may rule eternity, taking possession of anyone who wears it. But with each new ‘successor,’ the king took his extra lives increasingly for granted, until one day…..

The crown hit the floor of the blacksmith’s forge, the heavy ringing sound of gold on packed earth echoing long after it should have faded away.

“Melt it down.”

The blacksmith choked, glad that she’d put down the horseshoe she’d been working on. “What?”

“Melt it down,” the Heir repeated patiently.

The blacksmith glanced at the Heir, then to the discarded Crown of Helgrath lying on her floor, then back at the Heir. “Why?” she asked plaintively.

“That thing ate my mother,” the Heir said grimly. “My mother died thirty-nine years ago, when she first put it on, and something else stepped into her place. It’s soaked in blood magic.”

“Magic is forbidden in this kingdom,” the blacksmith said automatically.

“Probably because any halfway competent mage would take one look at that thing and know what it was.” The Heir grinned. “Probably the one thing old Helgrath never thought about; that a royal scion would learn about magic outside the Kingdom.”

“When you stayed at other courts, on your search for a spouse,” the Blacksmith said, horrified. “That’s - that’s heresy.”

“Not for much longer, if I have anything to say about it,” the Heir said, mouth forming a thin line. “Look, it’s five pounds of gold, it’s stupidly, neck-breakingly heavy, and it could be much better used to fund a clean water supply than it would on my head. Especially since I have no intention of being possessed by some greedy bastard who likes to murder his descendants so that he can hold on to power.”

“And fire will destroy the evil magic?” the blacksmith asked.

“Should do, fire destroys most magic. If not, we’ll figure something else out.”

The blacksmith nodded. “You had me at ‘clean water supply’.” Wrapping her hands in her leather apron so that she wouldn’t come in contact with the cursed crown, she lifted it into a metal bucket and swung it onto a hook over her forge fire.

The screaming coming from the bucket was a little disturbing, but it did prove the Heir’s claims.

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…Do y’all think Connor ever brought up the fact that he was taller than Haytham? ‘Cause as someone who lives with people who are all taller than them, I can say with certainty that they never let you forget it.

I know they’re both canonically over 6ft tall, but like, you cannot tell me that Connor would have never taken advantage of it and that Haytham wasn’t slightly salty about his son being bigger than him.

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Anonymous asked:

If you would like to..... a college!au connor where he’s super embarrassed cuz ziio and haytham are all decked out in clothes w his college on it bcuz they’re so proud and supportive of him but he’s like OH GOD SPARE ME 🥺

I’m sO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG BUT I LOVE THIS REQUEST AHSVNDGW

the devil possessed me to do this in full colors

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AC3 remaster is almost here and I’m EXCITED

Also silently praying Haytham doesn’t die this time and Connor just hugs him instead 😭

This is the visualization of that meme: Haytham: What is this? Connor: Affection. Haytham: Disgusting. Haytham: Do it again.

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

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I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

I T S T I M E

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

it’s time.

Time

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

>??>?>??

CREPPY

It’s MARCH!!!

MARCH 2020 BOISSSS

Chaos is my middle name

March 2021 here we go

it’s spoopy time! :D considering putting my halloween decor back up just for the meme lmao

It’s time!!!!!!!!

ITS TIME

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

you liTTLE FUCKERS ITS MARCH

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But IT’S TIME

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

Maybe the human is the one who shapeshifts, you don’t know

Sir, this is the monsterfucker website sir.

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......