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this-gay-thing
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this-gay-thing

I’m so bored and procrastinating my college work rn

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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secondus
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secondus

Quick sketches of tododeku kisses cause i needed to practice and i can never have enough soft tododeku content so *vague hand gestures* 

((please don’t repost my art to other sites! I’m also on instagram ~))

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aliceblakeart
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So I did get to finish it after all because apparently I’m only happy when I’m home by myself these days 😂 honestly though, it’s such a joy to be drawing these two and yes, I will put garden in as many backgrounds as I can get away with (because “it starts as it would end - with a garden” wrecked me and if it didn’t wreck you I don’t know who you are), and wings are a thing now too. Okay.
Here are some details:
Here is the promo photo this was inspired by. Yeah, I’m dead too 🖤
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manywinged
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manywinged

WHEN A CHARACTER GETS WOUNDED AND THEY GO TO THEIR LOVE INTEREST FOR HELP AND WHILE THEY’RE GETTING THEIR INJURIES CLEANED AND PATCHED UP THEY FLINCH FROM THE STING OF THE ANTISEPTIC AND THEIR LOVE INTEREST SAYS “HOLD STILL” IN AN EXASPERATED BUT TOUCHINGLY CONCERNED TONE OF VOICE AND THEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EYE CONTACT OR BRUSH HANDS AND JUST FREEZE IN THAT POSITION UNTIL THE TENSION IN THE ROOM IS NEARLY UNBERABLE BEFORE BOTH LOOKING AWAY AND PRETENDING THE UNSPOKEN THING THAT JUST PASSED BETWEEN THEM NEVER HAPPENED

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parkkate

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

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dealanexmachina

#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.

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lolcat76

How much is it to supersize to smut?

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kncrowder88

So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?

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captaincrusher

That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. “You want angst? I got angst”

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roachpatrol

*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got ‘they both think the other one is dead for like seven chapters’ 

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sunshineoptimismandangels

Reader: “How much will that be?”

Author: “Just a comment. Please for the love of God leave a comment.”

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kickingshoes

“Do you take fanart?”

“… y e s.”

sexylibrarian1

It got better.

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sugaredsundrop

@jet-playin @parkkate 😂😂😂😂

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cosettefauchelevente

College tips

I’m in college, no surprise there. I’ve had many experiences already in my 2 years of college. Let’s just say, chaos likes to follow me. I’ve passed, failed, been to the hospital, gotten on a first name basis with the dean, almost got backer acted, all that good stuff. So I have quite a few tips between balancing school and two jobs, recovering from failing, how to pass, when to call a class quits, etc. Some of these you may think I’m crazy for and that’s ok. Some like just giving up on a class or two may sounds stupid but believe me, when you work two jobs, are almost hospitalized, have family on the verge of death, one already dead, living an hour from school, and relying on a car that likes to work most of the time, there will be times you need to just quit. These tips may not be for everyone, but I’m sure that at least one of these could help you.

  • Find a sleeping schedule that works for you. Once you do, fit your classes around it, and work around your school. Trust me, if you put sleep second, you will never sleep enough and you’ll half ass all your classes.
  • Not only try to avoid 8AM’s, try to avoid classes that end at 9-10PM. I always here people advise against 8am classes, but never heard anyone advise against these. As a female getting out that late and walking to your car or dorm can be very scary especially on a college campus and that’s for good reason. It’s just not safe. Not to mention, you’ll get back to your place of sleeping and not be tired enough to sleep and probably won’t go to bed until around midnight at the earliest. Then cue next morning hatred for signing up for that class. Trust me, these classes are just as bad as 8ams
  • If the police want to talk to you, be honest and polite. The more polite you are, the gentler they will be and the less likely they are to threaten to arrest you as an accomplice or something. Just be honest and polite, but never compromise your rights. Ask for a lawyer but do so politely if it comes down to it. They hate talking to you just as much as you hate talking to them
  • Go ahead and hook up, but make sure your roommate(s) are fine with it and make sure to use protection. Don’t rely on plan B
  • Never let your drink leave your sight. Always keep it in hand and close to the front of your torso. Pass on the food at parties too unless you see it get delivered, opened, and served. People love getting people high and giving them drugs without their knowledge and consent as a prank
  • If you know you’re going to a place with alcohol, bring at least one friend you can completely trust even if you don’t think you’re going to drink
  • Don’t let someone talk you up and don’t fuck someone because you feel guilty
  • Make time to study. Put it in your calendar and don’t make plans for those times. Believe me, you’ll be so happy you did
  • Take notes in whatever way works for you. Study however and wherever works for you. Don’t be fooled into thinking there’s a correct way to succeed in academia. The only correct way is the way that works for you. Music? No music? Outside? Flashcards? In your bed? Whatever works my dude
  • Make your bed when you first get up. It will make your room appear more put together and if you do nothing all day besides that, at least you can tell yourself that you did do something worthwhile that day
  • If you’re sick, go to the clinic. Most campuses have free clinics where you can go and get seen for free or really cheap if you’re a student. Don’t suffer and be miserable
  • If you’re sad, cry. Be dramatic. Turn on the shower and start showering and then slowly slide down the wall as you breakdown hysterical over that breakup and just let the water gently flow over your skin as your tears blend with the drops spiraling down the drain. Trust me, you’ll come out feeling so much better while also wanting to die. But you’ll have more confidence and an easier time than you would if you tried to play it off like it didn’t bother you
  • Do stupid, harmless things like confess to your crush or tell that girl you think her hair is gorgeous. Go for a walk in the park and go out to your favorite restaurant alone. Buy the cheapest bottle of wine and drink it while watching a Disney movie. Live. Feel the rain fall and the sunlight wrap you. Feel the wind flow around you and the snow cover you. Feel the shadows cast down from the clouds and the ground beneath your feet. Pick that dandelion and make a wish or two or twenty. You could walk around in nothing but a snuggie and flip flops while drinking a piña colada from a coffee mug that says “fuck you” on it and I can guarantee you at least one person will think you’re a genius
  • Actually talk to your roommate(s) because you’ll be living with them for a while. Try to be on their good side. And if you really don’t like them, befriend your RA and bitch about him/her to them
  • Go bake something at 2AM
  • If you’re drinking and begin to feel buzzed, stop. The alcohol will hit you even more as the night goes on. No one does anything they want to talk about while shit-faced. Every drunk person becomes the person everyone laughs at and talks about for days. Save yourself the embarrassment and stop with a buzz. And besides it’s much better than a hangover
  • If you’re failing a class and you have no hope in reviving your grade, then don’t be afraid to drop it or just stop trying. In my chem 2 lecture, all three tests I took so far I got below a 65 on. I need a 72 to pass. There’s no way I would pass the class and I can’t drop it so I stopped going and studying and worrying about it. There’s no reason I should sacrifice efforts on a lost cause when I could put that energy to another class and excell in it.
  • Actually talk with your teachers. They control your grade, might as well get to know them and be on their good side. And trust me, not only will your grades be better, they may come in use later on
  • Don’t try to fix anyone. People have their problems and their own lives. You won’t fix anyone and you’ll just hurt yourself in the process
  • Be kind to people. If they piss you off, be even nicer to them. Trust me, it will be great watching them fume but not be able to do anything because you’re so nice and sweet and everyone loves you
  • Learn to cook real meals like chicken parmesan, shrimp alfredo, good chili, etc. They’re all really pretty simple with a little bit of practice and after a while, you’ll be able to make a delicious meal out of almost anything you find in your cabinets. I learnt how to cook at a young age and now if you just threw a bunch of random ingredients and some spices at me, I could definitely make due. This has come in handy so many times when all I have to eat is some pasta, a loaf of bread, chicken strips, and maybe a vegetable at the bottom of the fridge. I can work with that and not hate what I eat
  • Get off your parent’s taxes and get your own insurance
  • Go to the gym at least once. Even if it’s just to look
  • Try out some new hobbies like kayaking, painting, hiking, baking, witchcraft, writing, photography, cooking, sewing, etc. Many of these things will be useful
  • Learn at least one survival skill. Sewing, making bread from acorns, fishing, building a flotation device, whatever. It’ll make you look cool and like you have this whole life thing figured out
  • Keep your gas receipts and all receipts really
  • Spend cash
  • Learn about yourself
  • Record lectures when you can’t focus or don’t want to take notes
  • Avoid the tattoo parlor between the hours of 8pm and 10am to avoid a future regret
  • Talk to the people who no one else does. Befriend the outcasts. But if they do things you’re uncomfortable with, you can just as easily walk away
  • Don’t hang out with the person who gets drunk every weekend and smokes weed to get high and acts like college is a party every day. They usually get caught at least once or do something stupid that brings you down
  • Go to the beach at night when no one is around and the stars are out. Be safe though
  • If you don’t want to do something, don’t. You owe no one an explanation. They should respect your no and if they don’t, you don’t need them around
  • Don’t let someone get handsy with you just because they’re drunk. Tell them no if it makes you uncomfortable. Walk away
  • You are in school, your grades are important, but they’re not the end all be all
  • Start learning how to rely on yourself and yourself only
  • Avoid fights. They’re not cool and can land you in jail
  • People almost always have a motive
  • Spend time with your family and friends. The older you get, the older they get and the more likely they are to die. You never want to hate yourself for not spending time with someone
  • You are not to blame for someone else’s actions
  • You are responsible only for yourself and your actions. But don’t let that be an excuse to let someone else do something stupid
  • Take at least one afternoon every week to just have fun and pretend work and school doesn’t exist and you live in a perfect world
  • No one is perfect. Everyone fucks up. A lot. But it’s ok to cut people out of your life who fuck up. Never feel guilty for it
  • It’s ok to be picky
  • Don’t trust what people tell you. Fact check. Everything
  • Wash a dish after you use it and put stuff away when you’re done with it. Taking an extra 5 seconds will save you hours of stress and hate later
  • Turn your phone on do not disturb or on silent when studying for something important that you need to focus on
  • Take thousands of pictures of everything
  • Try to laugh every day
  • Do your homework even if you know the teacher won’t collect it
  • Constantly review past sections if you know the final will be cumulative
  • Keep your silibus for each class
  • Learn people’s stories. Not just the exciting ones. Learn about how their mother would wake them in the mornings as a kid. Learn about the silly stories they have. Learn about their scars, both happy and sad
  • Take care of your skin, teeth, hair, and brain
  • Change diets for a day
  • Find something that really excites you in every class you take
  • For everything you hate about yourself, find at least something you somewhat like about yourself
  • Happiness is just as much a mental thing as sadness. Find things that make you happy. Like the color orange or rain drops on leaves
  • Wear what ever the fuck you want. No one will care
  • Go to your classes even if attendance is not mandatory unless you could teach that lesson to everyone else in the class with 98% accuracy
  • Do things that make you happy and healthy
  • Make friends with people in your classes
  • You don’t need to be involved in 5 different clubs
  • You’ll only have a couple good friends and maybe one real friend if you’re lucky
  • Get to know someone who has a pet
  • Learn to respect yourself and your wants
  • You aren’t your parents or anyone else and you won’t have the life anyone else has
  • It’s ok to need a break sometimes. Just don’t give up
  • You are loved despite what that annoying brain of yours says. You are wanted and your friends care about you. And I do too
  • You matter just as much as anyone else does and if you’re struggling at all, you deserve help just as much as anyone else
  • You have a voice and a say. Use them wisely