At least I don't have a tumblr
No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I want
Penis
Not on my watch
draculasswife-deactivated202212
Good to see that crows understand color theory
If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it
These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for
i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen
a-singular-canadian
Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this
“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”
Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers
Please turn on audio it’s adorable
