occupation: sleepiest bitch on the planet

THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.

you know this feeling when you watch any harry potter movie and hedwig’s theme begins to play or you read any of the books and you read the first sentence and you just get this harry potter feeling like you’re finally coming home and everything around you just melts away and you get lost in the most comforting way

ICONIC

George is savage and its one of my favourite scenes 

Fuck

honestly one of the greatest episodes in television history

here come dat boi!!!!!!

o shit waddup!

And my ass can’t even get a text back

mood: i’ll wait in the car

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

Some loser: “Please don’t watch the history of japan video AGAIN! You’ve watched it 83 times already!

Me:

Holy shit you’re right.

I already watched this video like 11 times in the last 2 days

@asexual-smol-birb THE VIDEO MY MOM WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT

@theflatmatewholived @gabrielectric you’re welcome, you weeaboos

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure