worry not, the love cow is here to save the day

The World Was On Fire And Nothing Could Save Me But You

get high and think of me

No no…

Get high and think of us

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

nct funny headers 4 you!!

made by me

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

I interpret <o> as this

<o> ∆ <- Levitating Pizza

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Happy pride y'all

196 migrants today

i fucking can’t believe this

im going to fucking scream

im soooooo sleepy nobody in the whole world understands

except them!!

New Website is succeeding in making me not miss reddit.

me when i eating my Macking Cheese right af ter it come out from the Pot because i canot wait to Eat It

Dear tumblr newbies of #196:

this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off

any girls wanna make me weirder and worse

initiate migration mode