i work at headphones and i have to sing all the songs every day or they kill me

extracting zip files on christmas morning

This is important.

This is what people are.

We want to be useful, and we want to make people happy

Pay attention to this.

yall mind if i

little bit

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

@everyone are you mad at me

poor thang

gotta say the best post-pornban tumblr development has got to be the rise of wizard blogs. we aint the biggest or shiniest social media out there but hey, what other platform has this many people earnestly doing wizard shit online

I'd rather have porn

ATTENTION WIZARDS magic missile this cunt please

deranged streamer scares himself

it says the actual flavour right here :/

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

Hospital

Ladies always think it's safe to leave me with their man....girl you know I'm taking his blood for my experiments!

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that