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Teacher’s pet

“Good morning class, welcome back, I hope you all had a wonderful summer.”

The start of term is one of my favourite times of the year. A fresh start, and a chance to impart wisdom on impressionable young minds. One of the most important things when meeting a new class is making sure you get to know your students, and that they get to know you.

I introduce myself. As I write on the board I can always feel they eyes of horny, teenage boys checking me out. With some of them, I kind of find it sweet, but sadly, there’s always a few who just have to take things too far.

I hear a wolf whistle as I’m writing my name down, followed by a chorus of laughter. Sadly for him, I see his reflection in the window.

“Now now class, settle down…” I pretend like I didn’t hear it. As I turn and look straight at him he shrinks in his seat and blushes. Oh… I think I’ll have a little fun with him.

“Now… who’d like to get in my good books early, and help me with handing out the textbooks?” Several boys hands shoot up. I smile and them and something else shoots up, then they gingerly lower their hands. As much as they want to be in my good books, I guess they don’t want to have to walk around with a hard-on in class. What a pity, I do like to see them squirm.

I look at my new admirer. “Hello young, man, what’s your name?”

“Uhh… Jimmy, Miss.”

“Jimmy, would you be so kind as to pass these books out?” He nods nervously. “Oh, and as you’ve so kindly agreed, I think you should sit here at the front. That way you you’ll be right where I need you… so you can hand them out easier next time.”

When he’s finished and sat down I, I lean in to thank him.

“Thank you Jimmy, aren’t you just the sweetest boy?”

His eyes bulge, and I can tell that’s not the only part of him bulging right now. His jaw drops and he has the look I always see on a boy’s face, right before he embarrasses himself in front of me.

He lets out a stifled groan and I know he’s just blown his little load in his pants. I hear a couple of others across the room and several chairs scrape on the floor, which tells me he’s not the only one. Something tells me I won’t have a lot of boys volunteering to get up an write answers on the board today. Shame.

I’d like to just make them all stand up and show me what they’ve just done. Maybe line up at the front for an inspection. See who the biggest “Teacher’s pet” is today.

I’ll be checking them out as I walk around the class throughout the lesson, but a quick look down lets me know Jimmy is going to be hard to beat. Maybe he really is a sweetheart after all…

“Are you OK, Jimmy?” I ask knowingly. “You look a little flushed. You’re not… coming down with something are you?”

“No, Miss…” he croaks.

“Are you sure? Do you want to get up and go see the nurse?”

The blush fades and he turns white. “No, Miss… I… I’m fine!”

Thought so. I don’t think I’ll be having too many problems with this class for the rest of term at least. Aside from a lot of boys needing frequent “Bathroom” breaks of course.

Cute little story 💦🤣

sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple, and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who believes pitbulls are a naturally aggressive or dangerous breed.

If you ever meet a girl that LOVES to suck Cock, don't let her go so easily, APPRECIATE/CHERISH her cuz you find a girl like that 1/10 girls. bruh let me tell you how you could tell if she loves to play with that dick

1) She gives you this fuckin cute little smirk before she kisses your cock.

2) She will lick the the tip of your dick and literally make eye contact with you to see how you react

3) She will spit on your dick to make it a bit messier so she could play with it easier

4) She will guide your hands to hair hair so it won’t get in the way while she’s playing with you.

5) She attempts swallow your whole cock (you don’t know how deep you she could go). But she tries to go all the way.

6) She will try different things and basically study you (your reactions) and will remember when you moan to something she did or when you tilt your head back and say ‘oh fuck” “wow” ‘omg” so she can use those at anytime if she wants to. (Kinda like when you play Pokemon and you use the attack that’s supper effective to kill a nigga) 

 7 (Not too many do) she will lick from the tip go downnnnnnn to the family jewels and play with them.

8) Doesn’t mind chocking gagging and being barely able to breathe while playing with it.

 9) Will literally be in a trance at one point just jerking it and starring at your dick mesmerized by it. 

10) Uses her tongue in a circular motion to lick all around the tip

11) Will play with it anytime and anywhere, movie, parks, bathrooms, McDonald’s bathroom, while you’re in Detention and go into the closet

12) You can tell it turns her on, with every minute that passes her technique gets more passionate 13) (Not too many girls are like this) Gets soaking wet just by sucking your dick

😉 truth

Ever done it in a Library? No? Neither have I. Let’s make history then ;)

Want 😫

anyone wanna read the fake script for a black panther 2 trailer I wrote right after infinity war came out and forgot about

insp by this comic

Hey, uh, op? Holy shit

Hey, op? Um… WHAT THE FUCK. *makes grabby hands* GIMME GIMME GIMME.

The Avengers (2012) dir. Joss Whedon

i can’t stop looking at his ass when he turns to the side in the first 2 gifs send help

Same

A Simple Favor, dir. Paul Feig (2018)

requested by anon

People who are like “asking for consent ruins the moment” have no imagination.

Like, I’m sorry, but purring “do you want it?” into your partner’s ear before you fuck is hot.

Looking into your partner’s eyes and asking “may I?” in a voice breathy with desire before you kiss them is super hot.

and “Do you want me to pin you up against this wall and fuck you till you’re screaming my name?” is just basically dirty talk.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?  If asking for consent ruins sex you’re what?  A rapist who sucks at talking dirty?  

Is that a demographic whose fun we care about ruining?

^^ this

YAAASSS!!!! Sometimes it starts as just staring…. but then you get the creeps who will follow you. Be aware of your surroundings and if you see something happening/happen, don’t be afraid to “get in the line of sight” or saying something!

even if you’re “not all men,” if you’re in a position to do or say something when you see this type of aggression and don’t, you’re complicit and still part of the problem

stop whining and learn

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

LMAO

Here’s the deal. I’m no dog scientist, but this is the fluffiest cute bubba I’ve ever seen.

Tw the__bisquit

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

Is Abcde a stupid name? Yes, of course it is.

Does that give the employee the right to post a photo of the girl’s full name online in order to mock it ok? Absolutely not.

Apparently the employee had a habit of taking photos of people at work and making fun of them, and the mom only contacted the airline when she found that out. That is perfectly reasonable. The employee should absolutely be fired.

But also, don’t give your kids names like Abcde.

There are no heroes in this story

The only innocent in this tale is the poor kid who can’t help the fact her parents think naming their kid Ab City and spelling it Abcde is Acceptable