I’m in this sort of mood tonight

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there's an antfluencer doing an icrumb giveaway in your backyard

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

tumblr doesn't need a tiktok clone what it needs is a dress up game

boss is presently trying to figure out an app

this would be objectively the funniest way to find out you got fired though

i dont like most engl fan chants but these two are hilarious

we need to make an add-on that gives you the dictionary definition of queerbait every time you make a post accusing a show of it because i saw someone call bowser/luigi queerbaiting and. i have officially had enough. if you hand to god thought that nintendo entertainment was going to let that lizard turtle monster raw the little green plumber guy then that is entirely your fault. i cannot help you any more.

In every city bus garage, there is a bunker where all the bus drivers live, eat, and sleep when they’re off-duty. The city encourages the bus drivers to fuck to strengthen their bonds as warriors.

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

watching those gd mobile game ads where the player is so so so bad

staring unable to look away as the player shaves that poor girl's eyebrow off and pull the lever that dumps that little guy's gold in the lava and on and on it goes.

supergiant games holding the gayass community hostage since 2020

I am here with the pokemon fan base