i think i just made the best audio + video combination of all timed. it’s synced up a little too well

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

I found their band's website and they have a bio page

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.

What I love about aardvarks is that they look a lot like a sweet imaginary friend/pet a kid would think up. Like they’re just so Shaped™, what a lovely little creature

Also I’d probably cry if I met one

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

I love the moment where the band is like “oh, yeah, let’s pick this up!”

Everything he does is joy

Always reblog…

"The hell is all this"

"Are you disrespecting Touhou, you little shit?"

When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

(Source)

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

I’ve had a 4ft goliath grouper come up to me and stare reproachfully until I started giving her scritches and gravel showers. Picking up handfuls of the gravel and gently dropping it over their back is a nice fish massage. We encourage the behavior bc it’s a great time to check over them for any health concerns.

Also this looks like maybe a diver helping with a gravel vac tube. Basically a big siphon used to take junk out of the bottom of tanks.

But yeah this is pretty standard grouper neediness lmao

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

Brings new meaning to the concept of “pet fish”

“DO NOT FUCKING PARK”

saucepan in my kitchen saturday

ngl bro if your device is putting out so much radiation its causing the camera footage to do that i dont think aluminum foil is going to shield you

GO WHITE BOY GO!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

he cast the spell of "shut up your noisy neighbor"

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

People who were mean to me when we were younger are not allowed to be gay

this clip is only one and a half minutes but manages to fit so many hard-hitting goofs

A painstaking work !!

This went from "He's making a truck!" to "He's MAKING a TRUCK!!"

Micro-dosing on reanimating corpses by going to build a bear