We need you to roll me the fattest shit imaginable.

newport after a pint of ice cream and then a nap

faded off cream

my body is shutting down

not that its an unpopular opinion but elon musk should kill himself

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

come on in ladies, the water's fine ~

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

to increase steel production 300%

five nights at boobies

Come on man

five boobs at breasties

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

Thanks for letting me know

15th Century Reaction Video

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

May I propose the fill ins?

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

No Bitches Beach

Cannot let this stay in the tags