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Foolish and Furious

@foolishandfurious / foolishandfurious.tumblr.com

Full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing
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the rorschach test is stupid. they just show you a bunch of pictures of pussy and say you’re mentally ill. could’ve done that myself 🙄

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big fan of creatures that are both divine and mechanical

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there’s some kinda connection to be made between angels and robots but i can’t make it. someone else make this post for me

When you spend all day gentle parenting other people’s children and then watch their parents undo it :)

Me: hey dude, I know you don’t like wearing your shoes, but to play over here you have to wear shoes because if you don’t you could get hurt. If you don’t put on shoes, you cannot play here.

Child whose incentive to put on shoes is to join playtime: ok

Parent at pickup: What did I say about taking off your shoes? If you don’t have your shoes on in three seconds I’m going to take you to the bathroom and spank your bare bottom!

Child whose incentive to put on shoes is now fear of physical pain: *screaming crying and running away resulting in more disruption*

Me: hey guys, I heard you two were having some problems earlier. I know you two are usually friends, so let’s take a few deep breaths and then we can talk about what happened and make up, okay?

Their parents in the parking lot: *screaming their heads off at each other*

Their parents in the

parking lot: *screaming their heads

off at each other*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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A chimera occurs when genetically distinct tissues co-exist within the same plant. The mutant plants exhibit different sections of color on a flower.

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STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIES AS FILM GENRES: COMEDY requested by @studiobhibli

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Porco Rosso (1992) Spirited Away (2001) Ponyo (2008) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Castle in the Sky (1986)

beep beep sometimes when you have been in survival mode for a long time the parts of you dedicated to Wanting Things atrophy and you forget how to envision a future that feels rewarding because you are busy with the business of staying alive, and it can seem like your life must be pointless because you can’t imagine any long term goals. sometimes even when you leave survival mode you can’t remember how to Want Things. that doesn’t mean you need to give up on having a good and fulfilling life, it just means that Wanting Things is a muscle you need to gradually strengthen. the part of you that has dreams and aspirations is still there, it just fell asleep, but if you wiggle it enough it can and will regain feeling. it’s okay to start small