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Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed

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You can’t escape destiny, she comes for us all, that relentless bitch

You know what? Everyones always saying all this shit about how ‘you’re beautiful on the putside and inside’ and how ‘it doesnt matter how you look on the outside’ i call bullshit. I came up with my own thing. ‘You may not be beautiful anywhere but at least you’re human’

bitch…omg

omfg

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slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

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You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

This is why you have a natural primal instinct to get the shampoo out of your eyes quick.

This is like the fuckin Hunger Games or some Shit

“The meaning of life is anything you do that prevents you from killing yourself. The meaning of life can be staring at the clouds instead of your bedroom ceiling, cuddling with the person you love and knowing for yourself that sometimes that’s the best feeling. The meaning of life can be watching your favorite TV series, reading profound quotes on the internet, writing a poem about sadness and taking good care of your pet. The meaning of life can be eating your favorite kind of pizza, listening to your favorite song on the radio and listening to your heart still beating and knowing that as long as it’s still beating there is always space for breathing. The meaning of life is creating hope from the little things so when you’re feeling discouraged, helpless and alone, you’ll always have a way to cope for you to find your path towards better things.”

Juansen Dizon, The Meaning of Life