it’s 2:38am and i don’t understand how this image perfectly conveys the feeling it’s trying to and at the same time leaves me completely lost and desperate to understand a deeper meaning
the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil
what does Quil do
All the time all the time
Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele
“Man, I told you not to go in that house.”
my ultimate dream is to be one of those girls that seems timeless/transcends age like truly is just doing good for herself and doing her own thing and not giving a shit
i made one! Tag yourself i’m concha and pastel
Marranito
Just some words of real shit -
Be careful who you have unprotected sex with.
Be careful who you vent to.
Be careful of how you use the word ‘love.’
Know when to let that shit go.
Be careful who you speak to about your finances.
Calm down before making decisions in anger.
Some bridges need to be burned.
Know the difference between like, lust and love.
Trust your gut.
Write it down; you’re not gonna remember.
Find an outlet for your stress/anxiety. Run, yoga, drink/smoke in moderation, write, meditate. find something that works for you.
Once it’s on the internet, it’s nachos anymore.
Stop trying to please everyone. It is impossible. Someone will be offended. Someone will be unsatisfied.
Drink more fucking water.
Memorize important numbers by heart. Your phone may not always be available.
Love yourself. Learn to if you do not know how. If you put yourself first in all that you do, it will come to you soon.
Stop caring so much about what people will think and say. Because fuck em.
Stop lurking through his/her shit. Mind your got damn business and live.
Try to be considerate of how your actions or lack of can affect others. You never know what people may have going on. The inconvenience can cost time, energy and money.
Communication kills assumptions.
Cum often.
#kbye
hey
not in the mood today quincy
seriously.. read the mood quincy
sorry guys
smfh pathetic
Re-fucking-diculous
Smh
“I guess I’ll have a new daughter” I’m so glad there’s women like this in the world because initially I really thought she would have no where to stay
Praying for this poor girl whoever shit is. Her mom is an idiot.
Beautiful parenting. This is how you do it!
heres an update
she’s got a gofund me right now, not all heros wear capes.
the creator of deadpool being explained who deadpool is will still be my favorite of all the memes
This shit happened to a girl that developed bioshock infinite. Like she spoiled the ending for that nerdy gate keeper
LMAOOO
y'all going straight to hell lmfaoooo






