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food tastes better when you took it from someone
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
me leaving school
STAWP
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
That description.
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.
When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
it’s a beautiful day to give me money
my favorite flavor of cake is more
