"Well are you a [controversial identity] supporter???"

My friend I do not know what to tell you here. My rule is and remains "I don't care what you call yourself because your actions and who you are as a person is more valuable to me" and "as long as everyone in the situation is an adult and is giving enthusiastic consent I genuinely do not give a fuck what you do" and "words are stupid and people are complicated so it doesn't matter if The Words Are Wrong as long as it makes you happy"

I'm a longer tables not higher walls kind of guy. Have a seat. Break bread with me. Tell me a story over dinner. I think that'll be better for the both of us.

This post has gained about 2.5k notes in 24 hours for some reason and is doing numbers in the Identities Fandom but I feel like I need to be clear about something:

I wrote this before I'd ever even heard of crimew but also like.

Also yes I mean even that identity. That one too. Especially that one. And we can't forget that one either.

Come and sit at my table. Try my soup, it's an old recipe. Tell me how your day went. I think that's a better course of action.

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

when i like your personal post im psychically headbutting you like a cat

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

Them: Describe Star Trek: The Original Series in three images.

Me:

Them: Describe Star Trek:

The Original Series

in three images.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

do i want a girlfriend? yes. do i make any attempt to try and get a girlfriend? no. do i still complain about not having a gf? of course.

I feel such a specific longing to be loved. I wish for someone to hold my hand. I wish for someone to go on dates with. I wish for someone to laugh with I wish for someone to hold me. I wish for someone to listen to my deepest most inner thoughts, I wish for someone to cry with. I wish for someone to kiss over and over. And to care for them again and again. I want such a love in which I have such romance. Maybe that’s stupid. Maybe that’s dumb. I really should just quit while I’m ahead.

i want a girl to confess to me that they had a secret crush on me for the longest time and is absolutely madly in love with me and we'll date and live happily ever after. is that too much to ask for???

take your time, it’s ok

if someone told me to come and listen to the wind blow with them i would do it. if someone told me to come and sit on their bed while they get dressed i would do it. if someone called me late at night to come and walk with them i would not hesitate and i would do it... i would do it to be there

greatly yearning for a girlfriend

"what do you want for christmas?" a girlfriend.

Cringe culture is dead unless it's something I'm doing then it is so cringe & I'm embarrassed