Crows are scary They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q

Yeah but have you seen this 

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!

your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.

As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater. 

!!!!

I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.

He’s so handsome!!

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

why is this so funny

he’s a natural fit at walmart

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

image

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

image

“Boys will be boys!”

image

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

image

Cannot not reblog.

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

boy am i glad this has so many notes

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

I love this post!

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

A good post

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

Avatar

Listen. Im not even a “cishet ace” whatever the fuck that means. Im transmasc. Im biromantic. But exclusionists and aphobes in general have somehow caused my mental state to flip into a “youre not lgbtq enough to be in the community” simply because of my asexuality. Mix that in with TERFS wanting me dead and my brain just breaks down into “why even bother transitioning. No one will see you as a guy anyways. Why bother dating ppl of the same gender ppl see you as bc theyll say youre watered down gay/straight”

Like the transphobia, aphobia, and biphobia rampant in the fucking lgbtq community hurts more people who actually id as ANY orientation other than cis and gay/lesbian than it supposedly protects.

But if you say it theyll call you homophobic for calling out their gatekeeping.

EDIT: I am actually aroace but the fucking point stands!

EDIT 2: if you’re an exclusionist please do the searching for receipts over this yourself. Im not your dog. Also: im someone who identifies with shit people would call mogai (faegender, apongender) as well as aro. I dont use the SAM but Im also not ace.

Avatar

exclusionists that “used to id as aspec”: THOSE DIRTY ACEYS FORCED ME TO IDENTIFY AS ACE WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY GAY THEY’RE SO HOMOPHOBIC

actual aspec communities: it’s okay if you realise you’re not aspec, we love you and we want you to be happy

I recall being in a conversation with a gatekeeper once (the sort of “monosexual is a homophobic term!” “MOGAI means kinky people count as queer!” “asexuals don’t belong in the queer community!” type of asshole) and they said of a fictional character: “He’s definitely gay.  Totally gay.  Maybe bisexual.  Queer at the very least.”

That’s when it clicked for me: Gatekeepers honestly think that any sexuality beyond straight and gay is just Gay Lite.  Bisexual is half-gay, asexuality is, like, 0.05 percent gay, and just identifying as “queer” is a quarter-gay, maybe.

This is why they lose their shit so badly whenever someone thinks a character is bisexual and not gay, why they accuse others of erasing their representation.  A bisexual is just half a lesbian, so how dare you try and water down our portrayal in the media!  Asexuals are such Lite Gays that they might as well be straight, so don’t you dare take away my representation with your ace headcanons!

Never mind if the source material itself is ambiguous.  If it’s not gay or lesbian, it’s not real representation.  If you don’t want real representation, you’re siding with the straights.

It’s such a pathetic and limited way of looking at the world.  I’d feel sorry for them if they weren’t such jerks.

I recall being in a conversation with a gatekeeper once (the sort of “monosexual is a homophobic term!” “MOGAI means kinky people count as queer!” “asexuals don’t belong in the queer community!” type of asshole) and they said of a fictional character: “He’s definitely gay.  Totally gay.  Maybe bisexual.  Queer at the very least.”

That’s when it clicked for me: Gatekeepers honestly think that any sexuality beyond straight and gay is just Gay Lite.  Bisexual is half-gay, asexuality is, like, 0.05 percent gay, and just identifying as “queer” is a quarter-gay, maybe.

This is why they lose their shit so badly whenever someone thinks a character is bisexual and not gay, why they accuse others of erasing their representation.  A bisexual is just half a lesbian, so how dare you try and water down our portrayal in the media!  Asexuals are such Lite Gays that they might as well be straight, so don’t you dare take away my representation with your ace headcanons!

Never mind if the source material itself is ambiguous.  If it’s not gay or lesbian, it’s not real representation.  If you don’t want real representation, you’re siding with the straights.

It’s such a pathetic and limited way of looking at the world.  I’d feel sorry for them if they weren’t such jerks.

I’m screaming how are some of y'all actually out here telling aspec people that they’re to blame for your internalized homophobia because you identified as ace and/or aro as a result of your shame and discomfort like……….I identified as bisexual as part of my internalized lesbophobia because I was terrified of not being perceived as available to men………that isn’t the fault of bisexual women. my shit was my shit. it came out of heteronormativity, not bisexuals being oppressors lmaaaoooo. you don’t get to assign the blame for your struggles with hetero/cisnormativity on other people existing as themselves and creating words to describe their own marginalization and identity and pride wtf………..like that is solidly Not On Them are you fucking kidding

For every gay person who used to identify as bi because of internal homophobia, there’s a bi person who used to identify as gay due to internal biphobia.

For every gay person who used to identify as ace because of internal homophobia, there’s an ace gay person who used to not identify as ace due to internal aphobia.

It’s not that difficult a concept, so if we could stop accusing ace/bi folk of “endangering gay kids” for existing, that’d be nice.

i get so confused when people are like “asexuals/aromantics don’t belong in the lgbt+ community!!” like why? how? since when? what did you think the ’+’ was for?? ed sheeran’s album??

Avatar

mac miller dies of an overdose and of course people decide to pin it on ariana grande. when will people give this woman a break? why is she apparently responsible for every man’s bad actions? 

man sexually assaults ariana grande: “its because her dress is too short!” 

man dies of an overdose: “its because he was heartbroken by her!” 

blaming women for things that they have no control over is blatantly misogyny

man bombs an arena after ariana’s performance, killing 22 people: “it’s because her outfits are too revealing”

post: it is good when gay people hold hands and kiss in public and same gender couples deserve to feel safe to express their love in public just like straight couples do

you fucking weirdos: this is abusive propoganda

My favorite thing that transphobes do when they try to argue that I am indeed a man is 1. they first state that if you have a penis, you’re a man, then 2. insist because I have a beard, I’m a man. And when I assure them that nah, I do actually have a vagina and a beard due to an easily googleable hormonal disorder, they insist I’m lying about the vagina part of it.

So if I were a trans man, and identified as a man and confirmed I hadn’t had bottom surgery, would they then validate my gender identity simply because my hormones give me a beard? Or would they flip the argument then and say “oh but no, you have a vagina so you’re a woman!!!” Like they don’t even see how fucking flawed their logic is lmfao. You can’t believe genitals define gender then insist secondary sex characteristics alone define gender! It’s almost like you don’t know what the shit you’re talking about lmfao

Avatar

there is a special kind of anger in my heart for people who get upset and defensive if you accuse them of homo/transphobia, and yet purposely misgender their “friends”, call lgbt+ identifying terms “unnecessary”, and ask why people are celebrated for coming out. just because you don’t want to admit you’re homophobic doesn’t mean you’re not.