Hey this is my bands first full studio mixed n mastered song :-) have a listen babes

absolutely FUCKED that Disco Elysium

1.) let you play as a character with a penis

2.) introduced the plot point of a hole in the world

3.) didn’t let you fuck it. didn’t even let you TRY to fuck it. didn’t even let you DISCUSS THE LOGISTICS of fucking it. I tried every dialogue option that I thought might lead to the subject of sticking my dick in it and the game let me down every time. there’s a hole? in the world? you should be able to fuck it. you can wear a jacket that says FUCK THE WORLD but you never fucking act on it. what the fuck! it’s even called THE SWALLOW. why call it that if you’re not gonna let me fuck it?! JESUS IN HEAVEN. fuck!!!!

Im Very Pleased to share this website my partner directed me to. You’re interested in retro techand/or robotics, The Old Robots is a unique and surprisingly thorough archive of all sorts of real robots from as early as the 1940’s to as late as the 2000’s. I especially love the dated nature of its aesthetics. But, seriously- there’s pages and pages worth of these robots. Many robots also include videos embedded in the site to show them in action.

An excellent resource for those interested in robotics, the history of robots, robotic toys, or just goofs like me that love to see little funny hard metal and plastic fellas.

They should add heroin to minecraft

Safety first!

Buckle that shuckle

I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball

Man sees crab for the first time.

does he…

Live in the

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

Me and mom learned new English word.

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

california girls we’re inconsolable

dreams of doom the visions wont stop

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

heres my review of the vash plush i got recently

[ID: Digital drawing of the Terutereel tristamp Vash plushie sitting down. Under the drawing is a 5 star review. The title says in bold: "him..." and under that the review says "he sits on my desk and photosynthesises... very polite..." End ID]

what most people don’t understand is that ooh girl shock me like an electric eel baby girl turn me on with your electric feel

You're right, I don't understand.

Okay, I understand now.

they're my best friends i've known them my whole life

Here’s a “life-hack” for you. Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as a pretty effective leather dye. I was making a drink while cutting the snaps off some new straps for my pauldrons and I got curious, so I tried it, thinking, “ok even if this works, it will just wash out.” Nope. It took the “dye” (undiluted) in about 3 seconds. After drying for about an hour and a half, it would not wash off in the hottest tap-water. It would not wash out after soaking for 30 minutes. It did not wash out until I BOILED it, and even then, only by a tiny bit and it gave it a weathered look that was kind of cool. Add some waterproofing and I’d wager it would survive even that. That rich red is only one application too. Plus it smells great, lol. So there you go, cheap, fruity smelling leather dye in all the colors Kool-Aid has to offer.

WELL THEN!

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair.  Potent stuff.

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

the flavor only packets where you are supposed add sugar are the best.  they will dye any natural fiber: leather, wool, cotton, hair,  flax, jute, silk and so forth.  heat the dye water so it is more potent.  let dry then rinse excess out in cold water.  there’s  a whole system to this. 

Oh my god

This will prove very useful for any future cosplays I wanna do.

so much NIN official photography is like. we neeeeeeed you to see the wires and cables and knobs and switches and screens because it is as fascinating to us as it is to you.

1999 -> 2008 -> 2017. they're literally beckoning me

wee yipee yaay

Day 848: 🐢 & 🪜

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ive been hearing rumors that somebody is bogarting the joint. if this is indeed the case i will develop a swift and harsh punishment to the guilty party. im honestly so mad i have to leave the room. *outside talking to a group of gnomes* im just- im so mad that they would do this to me. i thought they were cool. i hate those guys. Bellpepper the Cheeky: would it help if you threw us around like lawn darts