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Protest happening in Nigeria. 

One Nation. One Message. One Demand. = End S.A.R.S Now

Cops are trash everywhere.

^Most cops*

I said cops are trash everywhere. ACAB.

And I said MOST are but go off . 🤷🏻‍♀️

I did. 

And we are not the same in this. It is a global problem and MOST cops don’t try to change the systemic brutality that state-sanctioned police terrorism allows ALL cops to perpetuate since their creation.

ACAB all day.  No asterisk needed.

There was a massacre yesterday. 78 innocent protestors were killed in the Lekki suburb of Nigeria. They did not attack first. They covered themselves in the Nigerian flag and sang the national anthem while being shot at all. The army did the killing. 

They called the police and they didn’t answer. All emergency lines were disconnected during the period. A total blackout. Police officers have a choice to do good or bad. In Nigeria, they all chose to loot innocent citizens, harass and kill them. Ask for bribes and hurt those who cannot afford it. 

ALL COPS ARE BAD. FOLLOWING ORDERS MAKES YOU AS CULPABLE AS THOSE ISSUSING THEM. 

Our motherland is bleeding.

Please spread awareness.

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Regulus Black as Severus Snape
  • Regulus, who got mixed in with the “wrong crowd”, and was convinced to become a Death Eater.
  • Regulus, who fell in love with James Potter, and became the Death Eater spy for Dumbledore because of that.
  • Regulus, begging the Dark Lord to spare James, and Lily and Harry because James loved them.
  • And then when he was heartbroken over James’s death, alone, with his big brother in Azkaban, he was offered the Potions master position.
  • Regulus, who was kind to the students, and always helped them both inside and outside the classroom.
  • Regulus as Head of Slytherin, being fair and equal to students no matter what house they were in.
  • Regulus telling Harry about his parents, and Sirius and Remus, even though he felt as if he was being sliced open from the inside every time he looked at Harry.
  • Sirius turning up in Harry’s third year to find his little brother working at Hogwarts, having tea with McGonagall, chatting to Remus about Harry’s grades.
  • And then Regulus, swearing to protect Draco, who killed Dumbledore for him. Who then was forced to go over to the Dark Side again, though he was never truly on the Dark Side.
  • After Regulus dies, Harry watches his memories. Harry finding out about Regulus, his unrequited love for James, the things he endured.
  • “Albus Regulus Potter, you were named after two of the bravest men I knew.”
  • Just,,,,,Regulus Black,,,,,
Anonymous asked:

Hey I was wondering if you had any short,sappy wolfstar fics? Preferably get togethers. I’ve been super stressed with school and a little fluff is what I need.

Hi there, thanks for the ask, and I hope school is going well! Here are a few short (less than 5k) fluffy get-together fics that I hope you will enjoy:

Boy Talk by jjtaylor has Remus helping Sirius out with his lack of experience. You know, just being a good bro and all that.

James’ Next Door Neighbor by tinylilremus has Sirius serenading Remus completely by accident. It’s all James’ fault, really.

Christmas at St. Mungo’s by @actuallyginnyweasley has Sirius and Remus meeting post-full moon and being adorable.

The Lionhearted by cindergal is a Slytherin!Sirius AU that is sweet and subtle, all around perfect get together.

 Necropants by @veeagainsttheday has Remus trying to be a little shit and ending up being the sweetheart we know he is.

Next Stop, Mykonos by @llaeyro has the best dildo to fluff ratio of any muggle AU fic you’ll read this year.

The Game of Gay Canines by @mirgaxus still makes me smile every time I read these two nerds playing their “just bros” kissing party game.

Like Us As We Are by angryspaceravenclaw has ace Sirius being ace-ly sprung when he meets Remus at a werewolf rights rally.

Self Insert by @wereflamingo has oblivious Remus and obvious Sirius bonding over social media and kudos… or lack thereof, lmao.

Love Whilst Looking by angryspaceravenclaw has stammering Remus pining for the fit baker who just moved in across the street.

Crush and Skinny Dip by me are canon compliant get-togethers with the pups being the little shits we know and love.

Dance With Me? and Itchy-Verse by me are Muggle AUs with the pups being adorable losers.

Some general fluff resources:

@thehowlinthenight did a fluff fest here

@wolfstarwarehouse has a fluff tag here

Basically everything in my nacho bites drabble tag is fluff.

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Author: shoebox_addict Rating: Teen Word Count: 14,149 Type: Historical!AU

Summary: Anne with an E/Victorian!AU. Remus Lupin, tired of the bullying he receives at school in his small village, leaves to spend the summer with Alphard, the kindly uncle of his friend Andi. A fellow guest at Alphard’s house captures Remus’ heart and makes him realize he’s not so alone.

Comments: I adore English historical!AUs, and this kept true to the characters and to the Victorian era in an engaging and accessible way. It’s a lovely, fluffy, wonderfully written story, and Remus and Sirius’s relationship was incredibly sweet.

Author: LENNYX Rating: Mature Word Count: 12,286 Era: MWPP

Summary: Don’t get Remus wrong. He loves his friends, he does! Loves them to the moon and back in fact. They’re his people, his favorite part of everyday, his found family. He’d do anything for them. But the thing is that doesn’t take away from the very simple fact that his friends are fucking ridiculous. Remus knows this, has known it for five years now. But it doesn’t stop him from startling awake on the morning of his sixteenth birthday surprised by the sound of fireworks exploding in their dormitory and a raucous chorus of “Happy birthday Moony!” being shouted into his ear with jaunty gusto.

“You are wicked, wicked wizards,” Remus moans from where he refuses to get up on his bed, covering his face with his hands, a good call on his end considering that the very next moment he feels a cascade of confetti pouring all over him. “The worst of the worst! You deserve to rot in Azkaban!”

“Oh how you flatter us Moonykins,” Sirius croons, pulling him up while James and Peter begin a frankly awful rendition of For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow.

—Or, In which Sirius and Remus go to Lyall’s second wedding and realizations are made, especially of the soft variety.

Comments: Oh gosh the mutual pining was so good. One of my absolute favorite things is when an author is able to write a relationship in such a way that I can feel the weight of it, the heavy, heart-thumping anxiety and inevitability and tenderness. I have no doubt that I’ll be coming back to read this one again.

Author: catewip Rating: Teen Word Count: 1,742 Type: Non-magic!AU

Summary: Remus Lupin can’t stop the laughter that erupts from him when he returns home to find Sirius in the middle of absolute chaos. After Alice, as kind as ever, had sent him home from work early for his birthday, the last thing Remus had expected was to find his friend and flat in complete disarray.

Aka, surprise party gone wrong and yet oh so right.

Comments: This was soooo cute and adorable and the gentle build-up worked just right. Mutual pining and domestic bliss go so well together. 

You can’t convince me that there isn’t some sorta inside joke with the seventh year quidditch team about how James and Sirius are so fucking obsessed with Gryffindor that they picked their partners– Lily and Remus respectively– purely because one is a redhead and the other is tawny haired and they are just Scarlet and Gold to the max lmfao. 

daniel radcliffe calling out j.k. rowling on her bullshit is big dick energy

One thing I have not seen mentioned in light of this statement, perhaps because it's just well known or perhaps because it's been forgotten, is that Radcliffe has dealt with this before. About 10 years ago his friendship with a trans musician named Our Lady J became known to the tabloids. They immediately published sensational articles calling her a transvestite and a drag queen (she was not), and speculating about the nature of their relationship. He responded to insinuating questions by simply being aggressively positive about what a great musician and good friend she was. They did at least one interview together for a queer magazine. This at a time when trans people were even more marginalized than now, and when he as an actor was finishing Harry Potter and under a lot of pressure to ~manage his image~ as he transitioned to an adult career.

TL;DR - Radcliffe has a record of not just saying nice things, but supporting trans people in his life.

Among Us - Sweater Weather

an among us inspired sweater weather fic 

characters and universe belong to @lumosinlove :)

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“Okay, I mean it this time, no talking,” Logan said seriously. The teammates were crowded into Logan and Leo’s (and unofficially Finn’s) hotel room after their on-the-road win against Pittsburgh. It was late, and everyone was tired, but the adrenaline from the win kept everyone from wanting to sleep just yet, especially with the promise of a long bus ride in the morning to doze off during.

“And no giggling either, looking at you Tremz,” Thomas emphasized with a pointed index finger.

“Sorry. But that was only because I was the imposter last time, I won’t be it again this game anyway,” Logan said as the Start countdown began.

“Not how statistics work,” Remus mumbled. Sirius started to say something in return, but stopped as the shhh screen popped up. Someone in the hotel room was the imposter, and everyone else was innocent. All the competitiveness of being on the ice applied here.

The room was silent for a brief moment, but as the emergency meeting screen flared, all nine men began speaking at once. “What’s going on?” James’s voice carried over the others, looking at Pascal.

“Yeah, what’s going on?” Pascal asked, confused as to why all eyes were on him.

“Dumo,” a collective groan went out, drawing out the vowel. 

“I think you’re the one who called the meeting,” Leo said politely, while Logan laughed, pushing his feet up into the blond’s lap.

“Oh,” Dumo said, squinting at the screen.

After the group unanimously voted to skip, the silence resumed. Remus stifled a smile as Sirius’s avatar, appropriately named Cap, followed him along as he went about completing his little tasks of connecting wires and downloading data.

“Oh my GOD,” Finn complained loudly, throwing himself back onto Leo’s previously neat stack of pillows.

“No talking,” Logan reminded him, but looked suspiciously amused. A moment later, his body was found and reported by James. Discussion broke out, everyone choosing to simply speak rather than use the chat feature, except for James’s insistent typing of variant spellings of inappropriate words, seeing what was and wasn’t censored.

“I want to point out how happy Logan looks right now,” Kasey suddenly spoke up.

“Quoi?” Logan spluttered. “If I was the imposter I wouldn’t have killed Finn first!”

“Well.” Leo patted Logan’s feet to soften the blow of his next words. “I feel like that’s exactly what you would have done.” The teammates laughed, and when the voting time started, they reluctantly (in some cases) voted out the red “TREMZ,” all capitals. Logan shouted at them when “was not an imposter” flashed on their screens.

“See! See! Whatever, I get to cuddle my boyfriend now,” Logan said. Finn laughed and opened his arms for him.

Remus could feel Sirius’s eyes on him and couldn’t help but laugh. “We can cuddle later,” Remus whispered.

“Yuck!” Thomas grimaced. “The no talking rule goes back into effect now.” Remus laughed, knowing that he and Sirius, and the cubs, both had Talker’s full support; he had already defended them to paparazzi and opposing players multiple times.

“Great, now I’m dead,” Dumo deadpanned. “And I never even figured out how to connect the wires,” he added in amazement, mostly to himself.

“Come cuddle with the other ghosts!” Finn welcomed, left arm extended, with Logan held tightly in his left.

“Mon fils,” Dumo said plainly, “no.”

After a few more moments, a black avatar named “POTTS” called an emergency meeting. “I saw Blizzard vent!” James announced. “And look, Talker is dead now but no one found his body.”

“I did not vent,” Kasey said simply, with a completely expressionless face.

“Woah, goalie face. So creepy!” James laughed. “Vote him out.”

Kasey was the imposter, and James whooped unnecessarily loud. “Whoever sleeps near this room is probably mad we’re being so loud,” Remus pointed out, feeling a little guilty for the noise that was (mostly) caused by the others.

“It’s gonna be loud later too,” Finn said with a smirk, before Leo cut him off by holding a pillow to his face.

“Gross, gross, okay, new game.” James stacattoed.

Last game,” Remus amended. He knew that Coach would hold him accountable for Sirius’s sleep schedule no matter what now, and when he was the only non-player in a given room, Coach would rely on him to enforce some level of good decision-making.

As the game started, it was silent, with little gasps announcing a crewmate’s sudden death, but they hadn’t been reported until five of them had perished. This round’s imposter was not making any mistakes. After the team (incorrectly) voted out Leo, only Remus (Loops), Sirius (Cap), Thomas (Talkie), and James (POTTS) were left.

The lights in the game were sabotaged, and when they finally came back online, Remus was hiding a grin with one hand.

Sirius followed Remus to the security room, where Remus absentmindedly clicked on the camera button. Remus noted with amusement that “Cap” stayed at the entrance of the room, and didn’t follow him to the camera. He was likely trying to protect Remus from whoever the imposter was. Remus took a moment to appreciate how adorable and sappy and Sirius that type of behavior was, before also appreciating the fact that Sirius’s protectiveness meant he didn’t see James’s body on the screen right in front of the admin room’s camera.

As Remus’s kill cooldown hit five seconds, Talker joined them in the security room, and Sirius positioned his little crewmember body (black, he had insisted), in front of Remus’s cyan one. Talker, in purple, got the message and stayed by the door. Neither man knew that the three of them were the only ones left alive.

When Remus’s kill cooldown hit zero, he quickly and mercilessly killed Sirius, for the win. The silent room erupted in cheers, jeers, and laughter (mostly from Remus).

“I was protecting you,” Sirius whined, eyebrows stuck high on his forehead.

“Sorry baby,” Remus leaned over to give his betrayed boyfriend a peck on the lips. Sirius caught his arm and prolonged the kiss, to the dismay of some of the others.

Finn grinned, now holding a hand of each of his boys. “Bitch ass moves, Loops,” he said approvingly. “Bitch. Ass. Moves.”

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH BITCH ASS MOVES OP

Round Two.

Showtime’s Road To The Stanley Cup: Gryffindor Lions Edition

GAME ONE: PIT. 5-4

MIC’D UP: James Potter

“Hey, Crosby,” James shouted from the bench. “Teach me a thing or two tonight, eh?”

He didn’t expect Sidney to reply, but James could practically feel the cameras zooming in on him as he talked to the Penguins’ captain. He tilted his chin down towards where he knew the mic was sewn through his pads.

“Can you hear me?” he whispered. He found Dorcas’ eyes behind the camera and she nodded.

“No, you can’t,” he said, and leaned away. “Can you hear me now?”

“Look alive, Pots,” Sirius said from beside him.

James scoffed and looked back at Dorcas and the camera. “Look, you made me get yelled at.” He looked back to the game. “Mess up, you birds, I got a baby now and I need to win!”

GAME TWO: GRY. 6-3

MIC’D UP: Finn O’Hara

Finn looked up as Leo crossed to him in the tunnel.

“Hey, swe—”

“What’s up, Nut, I’m wearing a mic.

Leo stopped talking with his mouth open. It formed a slow, awkward smile.

“Cool,” Leo said, reaching up to mess with his mask. “Cool.”

~

Finn watched Logan slide down the bench towards him warily.

Logan, oblivious, flashed him a smile and leaned in. “Do you know what I want to do tonight?”

“Hey, Tremz, I’m mic’d up.”

Logan’s fiery look froze.

“Do you want to play video games tonight?”

Logan raised an eyebrow. “Yes. Yes, video games.”

Finn nodded. “Video games.”

Logan turned forward on the bench and picked up a water bottle. “Video games.”

GAME THREE: PIT. 3-2

MIC’D UP: Kasey Winter

“Fucking fuck,” Kasey’s voice came through the headset Alice was wearing at a mumble as she watched him circle his goal. They were down 2-1. “Fucking Crosby. Fucking tip-ins. Fucking Malkin.”

She watched as the puck dropped. Nado carried it up the ice. Kuny scored a mean slap.

“Yes, Kuny,” Kasey whispered in her ears. “Yes. Fucking right. Fucking keep this going…”

Alice sighed and slid the headphones from her head. She looked at Dorcas. “Yeah, we can’t use much of this. Remind me not to ask Blizzard for anything involving audio during a game again.”

GAME FOUR: GRY. 4-1

“Hi Lions fans,” Olli said to the camera. “I’m Olli.”

“And I’m Timmy,” Timmy said from beside him. “And we’re going to be doing the latest Gringotts Challenge, sponsored by Gringotts Bank.”

Olli tapped his stick against where they were standing in the top levels of the Hogwarts Stadium. “Today’s challenge is extreme puck shooting.”

“Good luck, Ollers.”

Olli laughed and took the hand Timmy was holding out. “Good luck, Timmy.”

There was a small net set up at the far end of the rink for them to hope to get a puck into.

“Why do you stick your butt out?” Olli laughed when they were entering the final round. “Just shoot normal.”

“It’s for the viewers,” Timmy said, and gave it a little shake.

GAME FIVE: GRY. 2-1

“What’s up everyone, it’s Thomas here. Welcome back to another episode of Walkie Talkie,” Thomas waved the camera to follow him. “Let us take a turn about the locker room. We’re gonna be asking the boys some questions today. Captain, there’s the Captain, Captain come here!”

“Oh,” Sirius said. “I have to?”

Thomas slung an arm around his shoulders. “Cap, we’re going to game six, how are you feeling?”

Sirius gave a half-hearted smile to the camera. “Right now?”

“Right now.”

“Distracted.”

Thomas snorted. “Okay… Kuny,” he patted Sirius’ cheek and slid into the stall beside Evgeni’s, where he was taping a stick.

Evgeni looked at the camera and the microphone. “Hey, I’m on Bachelor?”

“Sure, babe.”

Evgeni winked.

“Kuns, if you could get stuck with one teammate on a desert island, who would it be? And let’s make it hard, you can’t chose Nado.”

“Ah,” Kuny ripped his tape off with his teeth. “Cookie.”

“Why?”

“Can eat when hungry.”

GAME SIX: GRY. 5-3

MIC’D UP: Sirius Black

Sirius heaved himself over the boards and onto the bench, breathing hard. He glanced up at the clock. They were still tied, and there was five minutes left in the third period.

“Atta boy, Tremz,” he shouted, patting Logan’s butt as he went over the boards. He looked over his shoulder. “iPad?”

Remus handed it to him. “iPad.”

“Merci, mon loup—ah,” Sirius laughed, looking up at Remus. “I’m wearing a mic, they’ll love that.”

Alice and Dorcas looked at each other.

“Are we using it?” Dorcas said.

Alice laughed. “That’s the cutest shit I’ve ever seen.”

ROUND THREE

Showtime’s Road To The Stanley Cup: Gryffindor Lions Edition

GAME ONE: GRY:

Mic’d Up: Evgeni Kuznetsov

Remus was filling water bottles on the bench when Kuny and Nado skated by during warm ups.

“I have microwave,” Kuny said.

Nado looked at him. “You have microwave.”

“No, no,” Evgeni shook his head, laughing. “Microphone.”

“Oh, there you go, buddy.”

Remus jerked back as Evgeni nearly shoved Nado over the boards and into the bench.

“Not make fun,” Evgeni said.

Nado spluttered as he pushed himself back up and skated to catch up with Evgeni. “I didn’t. Hey, you know I love the way you speak.”

GAME TWO: GRY

“This is Sirius Black.”

And James Potter,” James grinned. “And welcome to a Gringott’s Bank challenge. This is Zamboni racing. Good luck, Cap.”

Sirius pumped James’ fist before jogging towards his Zamboni. “I’m gonna win.”

James looked towards the camera. “Too competitive for his own good.”

“Shut up.”

James spread his hands, squinting against the sun and walking backwards to his own Zamboni. “He’s not gonna sleep if he loses. It’s bad for our game tomorrow, honestly. I may as well just do my duty—“

Pots. Allez.”

“—and let him win.”

“Potter.”

“Coming.”

GAME THREE: CAPS

Mic’d Up: Leo Knut

Finn tapped their helmets together, holding up the team line waiting to see Leo as the Capitals celebrated their win on the other side of the rink.

“I’m sorry, Peanut,” Finn said softly. “We left you out there alone tonight.”

Leo shook his head, and Finn pressed his glove to the back of his helmet, a familiar gesture that Leo now associated with a coming kiss. Finn couldn’t kiss him. Not here. He looked like he wanted to, though, even as he skated away and Kasey appeared next. Kasey was dressed, just without his helmet, and waiting calmly as always at the end of the line.

“You did good, Peanut,” he said. “That one-timer’s a killer, we all know that.”

Leo skated with him back towards the locker room. “Yeah, but we practiced it. I knew it was coming.”

No sooner had he made it to the midline than he felt a weight on his back. He grunted and looked back to see Logan sans helmet, sweaty hair dripping against the shoulder of his jersey. The crowd that was still in their seats laughed as the camera caught them on the Jumbotron.

“Good game, Nut. Don’t worry, okay? We’ll come back. We will.”

Leo patted Logan’s arms that were across his chest. “Thanks, Tremz.”

“Tremblay!” Coach shouted. “Get off of my goalie.”

“Yes, Coach.”

GAME FOUR: CAPS

Mic’d Up: Logan Tremblay

“Lo,” Finn’s voice was the first thing that came through as Logan rolled onto his back on the ice. “Lo, Lo.”

Finn was kneeling above him and Logan blinked. “Quoi—Oui.”

“Fucking Wilson,” Finn looked up and away somewhere, and Logan became distinctly aware that Finn was crouched beside him instead of fighting.

“Was it bad?”

Finn’s eyes snapped back to his. “You tell me. Jesus, can’t you remember it?”

“I just fucking meant do I look bloody or some shit? Wind’s knocked out of me.”

“No blood,” Finn said, and took Logan’s gloved hand. “Stand with me?”

“Yeah.”

Logan let him pulled him up and place a hand against his back, a gesture that would look normal to the cameras and crowds, but Logan felt the insistent press through his jersey and pads.

“Okay?” Finn asked more quietly. He would sound like a concerned friend to the mic on Logan’s jersey, but Logan looked up at him and saw the worry.

“I’m okay, Harzy,” Logan said, and tapped their helmets. His shoulder hurt a little, but it was nothing he couldn’t skate off. “Loops’ll check it out.”

GAME FIVE: GRY

Press Conference:

“Coach, Wallace Smith from The Athletic, can you tell us how Tremblay is doing after missing tonight from that Wilson hit last game?”

Coach Weasley leaned forward. “Tremz is thankfully doing okay. That’s all I’m going to say at this time, other than that Tom Wilson is the second player we’ve encountered this season who needs to be checked by the organization.”

“Coach,” said a new reporter. “Could you say more on Black and Lupin’s relationsh—”

“Right,” Coach’s gaze was firm. “Because I talk you all through my player’s relationship statuses all so often. Next question.”

GAME SIX: CAPS

“What’s up guys, it’s Thomas, how you doing, hello, and welcome to yet another episode of Walkie Talkie. Let’s hit up some of the guys, shall we? See what their summer plans are. Let’s go over here and talk with my brother Nado. Nado, what are your summer plans?”

“We’re going to Greece,” Nado slapped Evgeni’s back. “Right, Kuns?”

Evgeni looked up, mouth full of a power bar. He nodded and said something muffled in Russian.

“Ollers,” Thomas turned the other way. “What are you doing this summer?”

“Ah,” Olli eyed the camera with a soft smile as he balled up some sock tape. “Going home, probably. To see family and everything. Hopefully I’ll be 35 pounds heavier.”

Thomas laughed. “Hopefully.”

CAME SEVEN: GRY

Mic’d Up: James Potter

“You fuckin’ star-spangled shits! Never even been to the white house, I bet!”

Sirius snorted. “Yeah, they have, Pots.”

James glanced at him on the bench. “Oh.” He banged his stick on the boards and looked back out at the ice. “You’ll never get there again.”

Sirius hit his helmet and then knocked on it three times.

James rolled his eyes and knocked on the bench. “Sorry.”

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Peter Joseph on structural violence, from this video.

Brilliant

Spot on. Like Coretta Scott King said, I must remind you that starving a child is violence. Neglecting school children is violence. Punishing a mother and her family is violence. Discrimination against a working man is violence. Ghetto housing is violence. Ignoring medical need is violence. Contempt for poverty is violence.

Maybe I just don’t read enough fanfiction, but I don’t understand why there aren’t more everyone lives AUs where Lily is a professor? I don’t know if I’ve ever seen one where Remus isn’t a DADA professor and I see a whole hell of a lot where Sirius Black of all people is a professor.

Do you know who would be a kick ass potions professor? Lily freaking Potter. Some reasons:

-Has lived with the marauders her whole life so she…

-Won’t take the kids shit

-But also looked up to Professor McGonagall as a student so she also…

-Would be compassionate and kind to her students (yes I’m looking at you Snape. I make no apologies.)

-Is also a kickass mom so when her kids (plural) come to hogwarts imagine the banter!

- “But Muuuuuuum you can’t assign homework tonight! It’s quidditch!” “Oh I most certainly can Harry James. And that’s Professor Mum to you.”

-James Potter coming and hanging out at the school on his days off and giving McGonagall a heart attack

-Lily Potter would be best friends with Dumbledore and you know it.

-I have this thing where I feel like Lily would just love the Weasley twins?

-On that note, Lily definitely gives the twins the Marauders map

-She really liked Slughorn as a kid, so whenever she’s on maternity leave or whatever he comes and takes the long term sub position

-And when she gets back and finds out that her son has a bottle of felix felicis in his possession

-She completely flips out and hits Slughorn in the face with a diaper bag

-Lily Potter lecturing with a little redhead baby strapped to her chest because James had an important meeting.

-Just…

-Professor Lily Potter okay?

Draco: You know, I’m so jealous.
Harry: What, why?
Draco: Your boyfriend is way hotter than mine.
Harry: But we’re dating-
Harry:
Harry: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT