ooo…. lady gagita

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

Poi and I

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

WHAT THE FUCK HELLO???

Oceangate wishes it had this kind of engineering

New Seinfield episode, J:erry fucks my cunt, Seinfeld fucks my cunt, Elaine is dating a gay guy who is only dating her because he thinks she’s related to Liza Minelli, Kreamer fucks my cunt

what about Georg?

Georg fucks my cunt

im a crab rangooner for sure. can't get enough

I don’t want to cook but I also don’t want to buy food </3

Cant say shit anymore

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.

Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.

When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

Happy Pride

Found this on the interwebs… Offered here for… REASONS.

i’m literally a boytoy i shouldn’t have to WORK