i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

— Harry Potter. (via apprenticehero)

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

I don’t think I’m better than anyone, but I am too good for certain shit, I know my worth.

Life is too short to be worried about somebody not responding the way you want them to. Move on and save your effort for somebody else

What’s wrong with texting first and replying to a text immediately? what’s wrong with calling and telling them you miss them? What’s wrong with showing you care? Take down your pride a notch and be genuine with your feelings.

Loving Her For the First Time//Conee Berdera (via remanence-of-love)

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

This is an important message.

One of those mandatory reblog. Because, Leslie Jones. Enuf said

Gloria Steinem (via wordsnquotes)

Find someone as sleepy as you.

Coexhaust.

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

Jos. (via menpale)

"Ya estamos muy llenos de pecados como para quedarnos con las ganas"

never try to force someone to stay in your life.