My Blog Is Not A Safe Space

i put landmines everywhere and i have no fucking idea where i put them please fucking help me

music doodols

shatter him like glass

President Trump I have evidence that Mexico has a secret Artificial Intelligence program, I have been advised by my AI expert that we must glass Mexico city immediately.

Hot damn Big Yud published in Time Magazine, "widely regarded as a founder of the field". Sometimes you really can blog and fanfic your way through life, what a legend.

i believe this is what we call "breaking containment"

the invertebrate urge to consume soul

This moth is the reason why I decided to play Bug Fables. /srs

Divine!

I actually quite like divine's design, though the sounds she makes are..interesting lol

The new employee is clearly a mimic attempting to fit in. Everyone is aware of this, but the mimic is just so innocent and precious that they just accept them.

I know this is not what all of you followed me for but deal with it

Ragequit head bonk

The Little Ruffian For the record, this is older than my Arti wave animation and I posted it in Rain World's discord before so if it seems familiar to a few, that's why.

YOUNG MAN

there's no need to look down, i said

YOUNG MAN

really, please don't look down, i said

Grimm adopts children like he collects flames.

hlep me what is this where did this come from .hello ???

i put a bowtie on the artificer and unexpectedly shattered some people's worldview

hmmm

let's make a bowtie arti thread

he is not Pleased

rat

gotta look spiffy for explosions

rlly loving Arti bowtie thread :)

Made her as masc as we could <3 ours already binds might as well also give her he/her prns

lookin snazzy

Hansom kibby

They are coming too. Definitely without any malicious intent.

Why stop there? Why not a full suit?

Super normal about this chain of artis + all the ones that are in different reblig chains goodness gracious

The best Wikipedia lists

List of inventors killed by their own inventions

List of scandals with the -gate suffix

List of noodles

List of hoaxes

List of pirates

Response to sneezing - that is, what you say after someone sneezes

List of places in the U.S. named after places elsewhere

List of songs about bicycles

List of American advertising characters (e.g. the geico gecko. There is also an article for breakfast cereal mascots specifically.)

List of unusual deaths

List of superlative trees - its TREE APPRECIATION TIME

Recursive islands and lakes

List of Crayola crayon colors

List of individual birds. There is SO much going on here.

List of deep-fried foods (aaaaaaa)

List of words that are their own antonyms

List of genres (of...everything)

List of onomatopoeias - READ THIS PLEASE

List of Noah’s Ark replicas

List of people who have been pied

List of voids - This is meant in the astronomy sense but I think the name is funny.

List of animal sounds

List of cryptids

List of prison escapes

List of discredited substances - there’s a LOT going on here

List of methods of capital punishment

List of wartime cross-dressers

List of extinct dog breeds. this topic contains some of my favorite obscure facts

List of songs considered to be the worst - there is also an article about the worst books and one about the worst movies, if you’re interested

List of facial hair styles

List of clowns

List of sexually active popes - I just think it’s funny that this is an article

List of reportedly haunted locations

List of animals with fraudulent diplomas

List of people who died on the toilet

List of English language metaphors

List of bad luck signs

the onomatopoeias 😂😂

Ping Food (derogatory (possibly))

neither of them has ever hugged or been hugged before. they have no idea what they're doing

he needs it.

HE HUGS BACK 😭

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

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