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Pearl is bae

@fluteskills4life

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Me: (to group of children) Raise your hand if you have a song you'd like us to sing!
Little boy: The pterodactyl song!
Me: I don't know that one. How does the pterodactyl song go?
Little boy: (Throws back his head and emits an ungodly screech)
Me: Fair enough.
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tupacabra

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

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notchicken

this was me and my twin prom night 

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

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Congratulations on Being the Worst Parker of the Year!