glass&patron

"if a man from the 1950s saw someone vaping he would ask where is the physicality... Where is the fire" no he would not he would think it's an atomic age flavorful cigarette of the future and spend every single dime on buying more disposables.

Of course, yes, every woman whose ever been spoken to like some pet freak for not wearing makeup or presenting high femme at all times is Lying to make the legally blonde stans look bad. Of course.

The "not like other girls" pushback has reinvented 1950s "a proper lady doesn't leave the house without a full face and heals, feminine energy is when you stay home and clean the house" and is pushing it as feminism. Mom. Pick me up I'm scared.

Idk how yall can see people upset and go well EYE like the face eating tigers, I've benefited a lot from tigers eating my face so if you don't like the tigers maybe you're just tigerphobic, oh my god grow a spine become meaner

Of course, yes, every woman whose ever been spoken to like some pet freak for not wearing makeup or presenting high femme at all times is Lying to make the legally blonde stans look bad. Of course.

The "not like other girls" pushback has reinvented 1950s "a proper lady doesn't leave the house without a full face and heals, feminine energy is when you stay home and clean the house" and is pushing it as feminism. Mom. Pick me up I'm scared.

“omg ur so quirky for not wearing makeup” people want so bad for not wearing makeup to be just as much of an active, effortful gesture as wearing makeup so they don’t have to acknowledge how much added labor they go through each day because to do so would be implicitly conceding that the act of wearing makeup has a cost. too bad though because, baby, we are genuinely just waking up in the morning and walking out the door without thinking twice about it

@rohsy i was literally directly quoting this post

“omg ur so quirky for not wearing makeup” people want so bad for not wearing makeup to be just as much of an active, effortful gesture as wearing makeup so they don’t have to acknowledge how much added labor they go through each day because to do so would be implicitly conceding that the act of wearing makeup has a cost. too bad though because, baby, we are genuinely just waking up in the morning and walking out the door without thinking twice about it

Phoenix seemed like a very wack ass audience like....none of yall came to have fun?

She ain't never going back to the west coast if that's how it's gonna be lmfaooo

remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins

they don't want to "know you" they want you to walk in there and regurgitate everything the job description said

isnt even a joke btw if you're autistic and/or unemployed and nobody taught you this yet i'm really sorry

I talk to my pets about everything, basically all the time. I’m a naturally chatty person, so I like talk a lot. I’m also a big believer that while they might not know what I’m saying, they understand tone, and they benefit from that socialization. I’m curious to see how crazy I am.