Low rider

got that todd howard type swag

Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were “Ghost” and “Run”

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

how to fight skeleton (urgent) - 12:08 am

skeleton chasing me - 12:06 am

where to hide fromskeleton - 12:02 am

scary skeleton in my house - 11:54 pm

are skeletons fast - 11:51 pm

how fast is a skeleton - 11:50 pm

are skeletons deadly - 11:46 pm

skeleton in house - 11:42 pm

bones rattling in house at night - 11:40 pm

weird clicking noise in house at night - 11:37 pm

gay porn - 11:02 pm

I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

Why are cishet men like this...

Only good response.

"banned"

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

weevil 83

Let's give it up for weevil 83 people

you know what i mean

this fucking image

Y’all

MCR shirt circa 2005:

MCR shirt 2019:

I love it so much.

@mindflayerinabathrobe

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

get ready for

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

Transcendent comedy

Oh.... cindarelita

Hers

idk looks fine to me

date of origin: 31st of may, 2013.

“oh you know him”