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Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?

Ok i scrolled past the first post about this and so this is the second one I saw, but they both fail to mention HE CALLED IN USING CHARACTER VOICES

[first clip]

Woman: This is a hotline to report instances of voter fraud.

Alex Hirsch, in the voice of Soos Ramírez: Okay, yeah, I saw what I believe is a voter fraud situation?

Woman: Can you please describe it for me?

Hirsch: Um… so I saw a man, uh… he walked into this- this building. Uh, and he was wearing a black- he had a, a black hat, black mask, a striped… shirt and a, uh, red tie. And, um… I believe there were hamburgers in his bag? And he was saying “robble robble,” as he was exiting the building? Like a burglar.

Woman: [unintelligible]

Hirsch: Y'know, I think- I think he’s probably antifa. Can I speak to Rudy Giuliani?

[dial tone]

[second clip]

Alex Hirsch, in the voice of Stanley “Stan” Pines: Hi, I’d like to report an incident of voter fraud.

Woman: Uh, yes sir.

Hirsch: Yeah, so I, um- I committed some voter fraud. I’m very proud of it, and I’d like to tell Mr. Rudy Giuliani about it.

Woman, in a flat tone: Great. Um. Awesome.

Hirsch: My name is Stan Pines. P-I-N-E-E-S. You got that down?

Woman: …Yes.

Hirsch: So, y'know, I- I went in there and, uh, I had a big ol’ sack. And I just started, just takin’ ballots out of the box. And I, y'know, I- I didn’t even- I didn’t even try to hide it. I waved to the crowd, I blew them kisses. And uh, y'know, I think I’m kind of a local hero and I’d, uh, I’d like Rudy to give me a medal or somethin’.

[dial tone]

Hirsch, corpsing: She hung up on me!

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS. HIS SHEER CONFIDENCE.

That guy had to deal with disney S&P for years. You really think he's scared of some dusty old politicians?

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