When you see your friend’s post on your dash

What's the weirdest thing you've done as a result of social anxiety?

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I’ve had friends drop me off at places where i don’t live, because i didn’t want to trouble them anymore than i have

People have gotten my name wrong when ordering food or like anybody at all and I don’t correct them so they think my name Alice when it’s actually Allison

I’ve decided to sit in the car during social events so I won’t have to interact with anyone, but I still got weird stares from people walking by, so I would lean my seat all the way back so no one could see me.

said i had to go somewhere then walked five miles to my house

Stared down someone who was trying to talk to me. QwQ

Ordered food through the drive thru and then sat in my car in the parking lot to eat

Ordered like 20 dollars of food in a drive through, paid for it, was asked to pull up past the window and park so they could bring it out to me when it was done, panicked because I didn’t know where exactly they wanted me to park, drove away and went home 

i picked up a 90~100 kg goods trolley bc i didn’t want to inconvenience the person asking if i needed help. i’ve also accidentally ordered 20 chicken nuggets instead of 10, had the name ERI for a drink order, and gotten $2 cashout instead of $10. send help.

I do that thing where I open my mouth to say something, close it, and repeat until the conversation is over because I don’t want to seem loud or rude.

One time I crawled under tables all the way to the exit on a social event just because it was too much, there were like a dozen tables,younger children started to mimick me,and parents weren’t happy

I faked a leg injury to get out of a mandatory play for school, I wasn’t a big role, I just didn’t want myself to be in any picture, video or seen by anyone.

hidden in the bathroom for over an hour because one of my teachers in high school told me I had to do a presentation in front of my class and I knew I was going to be made fun of. or today, I sat in my bed shaking not wanting to leave my room because i was so traumatized by someone in my family accidentally walking in on me in the bathroom.

i, for one, am very glad you made it through another year. congratulations. i know it hasn’t been easy.

Me in bed: If I sleep now I will get 8 hours of sleep

6 hours later: F****

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.” Which still works, TBH.

this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it

That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.

i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

November 7 2014 - Farmers in France protest government agricultural policies by covering government buildings in manure and pelting police with apples. [video]/[another video]

USA needs some lessons

Just start fucking chucking shit at Republicans

ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

Today’s Friday, though.

Was………….73.59

12 inch

sharice davids just unseated a republican in the middle of fucking kansas becoming the first native american woman to serve in the us house of representatives and guess what SHE’S ALSO A LESBIAN 

She really just did that 👏

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth