Moonlight Dragon

i've never heard the words to any of my favorite songs who the fuck even does that. i just vibe with the sounds coming out of the people and instruments and then look them up on azlyrics so i can figure out what the hell is actually going on like god intended.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

Fuck it Rogers cute and I’m having a shit week

Roger you adorable little pufferfish I love you

Please i need to raise $50 in donations to get a couple of new shirts, had to toss some old ones

I had no idea there was such a big difference between 5'5" and 5'0"

op i’m going to send this to my high school math teacher so he can show this to his students who forget to properly scale their axes

This isn’t FR related but I made another little game that you can play here! It is very motivated by wanting to recreate the same joy breeding dragons on FR gives me lol

to blame your racism on your autism is counter intuitive and reverses progress the autistic community has been making for years.

your autism is a part of you. it is not some part of your brain you can just scoop out, or something someone put in there and made you the way that you are. it is you. there is no point where autism ends and your brain begins. it is just as much a part of you as your natural abilities and weaknesses are, your memories, your hair colour and your height.

that is why saying things like, "i know he's in there somewhere" about your autistic child is bad. a child hasn't been stolen from a parent by the autism monster, having autism IS what makes their kid who he is. you all seem to be able to grasp that much.

so when people say, "yes, well, a trait of autism is to say horrible things sometimes! it's just a part of our inability to understand social settings!", it's just ridiculous. yes, sure it does. and that's why you have to take responsibility for it. because "autism" is not seperate to you. your autism did not say a racist thing at the dinner table, YOU did. because you are autistic. denying this is directly reversing progress, the fight by all your autistic siblings-in-arms and those autistic people who came before you who have been fighting to be seen as who they are. the idea that autism is seperate to us is literally rhetoric people use to argue that we can be "cured".

so don't use your autism as an excuse. it is you. you said that. work on yourself.

yes! i would be really grateful if white autistic people reblogged it and/or took it into account, actually.

part two of this thing………….. almost a year later, hey thanks

OK WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT THIS HAD A PART TWO BY MYSELF??? 

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sorry the what? the what moray

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it

Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan

Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg

With his left hand

And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again

So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave

I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times

this is also why walking right up to these things in Jurassic Park would have been a fantastically bad idea

Sauropods would be fucking TERRIFYING and it annoys the hell out of me that media constantly portrays them as passive and harmless. That Indominus from Jurassic World would have been SLAUGHTERED against an Apatosaurus, let alone a whole HERD of them

Sauropods in general were recently discovered to have spikes (think like an iguana) and possibly bony clubs on their tails, which they could possibly whip at supersonic speeds. Apatosaurus was even more fucked up than an average sauropod, having an incredibly thick neck that it probably used to fight like giraffes do, and hooked spines lining the underside to make the blows do even more damage. If that fake-ass albino hybrid motherfucker from JW tried to take out a herd of real Apatosaurus is would’ve been absolutely ripped apart, bulletproof armor or no

Some scientists think that diplodocids like apatosaurus could whip their tails so fast that it’d create a sonic boom capable of straight-up killing a human from the sound alone at point-blank range.

Nature is beautiful 

@magicaltyphoonlady I think you’d appreciate this

Aside from that, Sauropods with other hyperspecializations like Saltasaurs and Dicraeosaurs are also da bomb.

Saltasaurids have bony plates that the back of the back, that it looks like someone crossed an Ankylosaur with a Sauropod. Ampelosaurus is one of the most metal ones

Dicraeosaurs are tiny and KYOOT. Like half of their family are probably buffalo-level dangerous because while they are tiny chunguses fhey are not THAT tiny either

But the other side of the Dicraeosaurid family has bony ‘mowhawks’ that probably aided them in defense even if they are smaller in size compared to other sauropods. Such as Amargasaurus and Bajadasaurus

Bajadasaurus by Ralph Lomotan

Also this is why even with how impressive predatory theropods are, a fully adult healthy sauropod is absolutely safe and no match for them. They presumably only target the young and sickly (Also some theropods like Therizinosaurs just cheated off them to become long necked herbivores)

So! If you’ve seen what I’ve been making lately, my next creations have been Pokemon Pens! These will come in both rollerball and fountain pens, and are created from the actual official Pokemon Trading Cards. I cast the blanks myself! I will be selling these on etsy and doing commissions but they do take a while to create.

Ever wanted your favorite Pokemon, or trainer card, or energy with you all the time? Now you can!

See below some of the ones I’ve made so far

So far the main ones I’ve done are the eeveelutions, but that’s not all I’ve done!

I make them by wrapping the paper layer of the trading card around a brass tube, covering in mod podge, and then casting them in resin, and then shaping them on the lathe

I usually make the Pokemon part of the pen the cap, but that’s not always the case!

This is what they look like fresh out of the pressure pot! They harden after 24 hours and fully cure after 3 days. I then shape them on the lathe to make the shape

As I mentioned above, I am planning on selling them. However, they do take a lot of time, effort, and materials to make. I set up a form to try and figure out if there is an interest in these, and with what!

I would really appreciate if you filled it out, you can fill it out here!

here’s the actual link btw https://forms.gle/GNCyJUihujKjRmHp6

again to be clear I USE THE ACTUAL CARD!! Really do appreciate the responses to this so I get an idea of what cards to get!

daytime reblog! I really do appreciate all the responses so far. This is really useful for me and btw if you did really want a pen this really would speed up the process by at least a week

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

well that’s just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

Auditory Processing Problems

• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”

•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”

•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*

•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*

•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”

•*gets really focused on staring out the window and goes through four songs without hearing a single on*

someone is whispering to their friends in the library, you don’t even know who this person is but you know their major, what state they grew up in, and their hobbies during high school. you just wanted to find a quiet spot to do your chemistry homework.

wanting to chime in on other people’s conversations all the time, but don’t, because you’re not suppose to be “listening” to them.

being the only person in the house that can hear that awful buzzing sound certain electronics make

hiding in your room because everything is too loud. 

motorcycles were invented by satan

being told that you have dog-like hearing by friends and family

being yelled at for “not listening” by friends and family. 

God. God. God. God.

This entire post is so fucking relatable it hurts

“You just need to learn to tune it out.”

Forgetting how to think because ambient noise is drowning out your internal monologue. 

“No, I don’t need the volume up, I’d just really like to put on subtitles. No, I don’t need to move closer, I just…”

Leaving the room whenever someone starts talking on the phone. 

Pausing your video whenever someone starts talking but trying really really hard not to seem passive aggressive about it. 

Struggling to explain why this one sound is the most horrible thing in the world while other very similar sounds are fine. 

you’re trying to listen to what some very important person is trying to say, but you can only focus on the conversations of the ppl around you

sitting in a restaurant and thinking the people sitting next to you are being SO loud because you can hear everything they’re saying, but when you mention it you get weird looks so obviously you’re just overreacting.

not being able to handle the little keyboard sounds as your mom types a text from across the room, but when you ask your mom (who is a quadruple texter) to put her phone on silent you get a murderous look, like you’ve asked her to kill her cat.

turning on ambient noises and trying to relax, only to end up turning it off because it’s not actually helping you fall asleep.

“the speakers are making this high pitched noise”

“what the hell are you talking about?”

“THE SPEAKERS ARE PRACTICALLY SCREAMING HOW DO YOU NOT HEAR THAT??”

“Just ignore it, and focus on the show.”

people telling me “how the fuck can you hear the wall clock ticking but not understand a word im saying when im talking to you??” (i swear i’m not ignoring you, i just can’t process your words)

and the absolute kicker:  it took me nearly three decades of life to realise that all of the above meant I had an auditory processing disorder because, quite frankly, it isn’t discussed enough.  and by enough, i mean at all.

I… experienced way too many of these not to be stunned right now.

i have… most of these??

my birthday is in july! :)

Yee-claw!

Yee-claw!

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap