I'M SCREAMING

What Lando Norris has done in less than two weeks...

If that isn’t the work of a future world champion, I don’t know what is. All that and he’s only 20 years old and he’s only in his 2nd season in F1. Just let that sink in for a minute.

🗣 Say it louder for the people in the back

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

This really says a LOT

simpsons is so next level

“gonna make a living off of this, but only if they hire us together”

“you only come if i go, or vice versa”

- amazon and coke: driven to deliver

No other animation studio: Pixar:

Let’s hear is for the costumers and fabric makers at Pixar!  They are sickeningly dedicated and talented!

This little angry Flemish puppet is me and nobody can tell me otherwise

The fact I can somewhat understand what he’s saying makes it even more funnier

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds

this is beautiful

chaotic good

Sebastian Stan and Chris Evans’ double rehearsing their “highway fight” from “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”.

some bloopers from phil is not on fire 10

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one

Augh, my tea!

i put wii music over disco deaky

Not enough bassline

well it wasn’t a mistake

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

Avengers Endgame (2019) /  Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

✪ The Stealth Suit Is Back!