me: wow that guy is attractive
me to me: look right past him as if he doesnโt exist

Bootyshorts which say โenemy of the stateโ

I have no impulse control

I would lay down my life for you

What kind of noise is that??

my kitten says hello

WHAT
WAS
THAT
SOUND
I was not ready for this todayโฆThis is too much cuteness. I just..I canโt even..

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.
you really need to hit play you just really do
Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.
I fucking guess
I hope this is everyone else too!

occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. theyโre just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.
today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.

how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just
It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

This is actually A+ cat management. โMirroringโ is a big thing with cats. Itโs why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. Itโs a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA.

โThats alright, its just yer legs fell offโ

โEs less weightโ โDunโt stop cause yer legโs fell offโ @lastgunfighterballad
God bless the Scots
Meet Banana, he hopes ur proud of him
Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.
I fucking guess


