"what do you bring to the table?"
mmmmeeeeeeee :3
sonic the lesbian is a hedgehog
wait i fucked it up.
guys stop reblogging this.
the key to understanding kermit is that line from the original muppet series where lesley anne warren is like "i thought you were the only person here who wasn't crazy" and kermits like "me not crazy? i hired the others" that guy loves chaos. he loves crazy shit, and he loves being the guy who has to handle the crazy shit. he deliberately creates these circumstances! he puts himself in these positions! and then he's like "i cant believe youre making me do this." anyway that frog is more human than any of us
we had a whole pearl-clutching fest last month debating whether or not we should laugh at billionaires killing themselves in their own deathtraps meanwhile media executives feel comfortable saying shit like “we’re just waiting for the people we’re exploiting to go homeless” with zero personal consequences. we need to stuff more billionaires into shitty submarines and laugh harder
girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come
welcome to my bar(blog). Sit down. Have a drink(post). It’s on the house.
a lot of people seem to have trouble accepting that cynical embittered teenagers are literally right about the education system. in fact when people express that something is making them suffer suicidally it generally means there is something wrong. big news for people who desperately fucking hate kids
you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand
Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it's their whole personality
They get highkey obsessed with antidotes
What the fuck is this guy talking about
im sorry to the girls that don't get it but i do 💕
He was carefree and loving it 🥰