mid youth crisis

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

happy v day

(my piece for the sunny zine!! so cool being a part of this :))

dont kill urself until u try adderall and/or transitioning 👍

Also add "moving out so you aren't under your shitty parents thumb" to the list

before i had gotten close with ex-catholics i was under the assumption that "catholic guilt" was mostly about sex, or serious topics.

but i was naïve. it's apparently about every positive experience. enjoying a meal? you're so lucky, children are starving. spending your day off cosy in bed? wow, so selfish, homeless people are freezing to death.

every former or present catholic i've met has a very obvious anxiety disorder and it's so painfully not a coincidence.

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

Hey this? This broke me I’m dying

Charlie Kelly

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to hand make lace so all is well

is this anything

i love you leather i love you latex i love you rubber i love you kink i love you fetish i love you gay people

you agree. reblog

we need to stop abusing substances. Let's start loving substances instead

i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

I can't be the first to make this connection

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

Not "belongs to me"; "belongs with me."

yo do you want this 'most goth girls fumbled 2023' award on the big glowing pedestal or just next to the other ones?

it's the weekend baby

Jesus Christ at least take your shoes off first

don't fucking tell me what to do

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay?? And I'm literally going deep cover past enemy lines? Making everyone think I'm on the Christmas side? Rocking warm sweaters, hanging big-ass lights, if the fat man could see me, yo it's gotta look right? I'll watch all the TV specials I never could, I'll even cry during the sad ones like James Bond would, and when the big man comes it's time to set the bait? Cold milk, hot cookies, decorative plates?? And he'll come down the chimney and it will be just him and me? But he won't know we're enemies cuz I'll play sincere? Bring a trap, like that, hug him tight, get on his lap, and tell him he can come back every year? Because I am Jehovah's most secret witness, and I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas, and act just like I love it till the day I die???

At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

Love yik yak sometimes