This is Lesbian Money Lincoln. Reblog to enhance your chance to find a lesbian or $$. Or a $$$ lesbian. Also good for protecting your favorite girlfriend jeans from tears or shrinkage.
sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke
you cant do this to me
Love the puns from Pun Hub
Allow me to add my favorite
YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
you shut your whore mouth
i won’t hesitate bitch
we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years
It almost looked like they threw a fish upwards into water (the shadowiness of their hand) & it swam off causing a splash of glitter.
Yang Liu practicing her 独竹漂 (duzhupiao; single bamboo drifting) skills. Bamboo drifting is a folk skill in northern Guizhou, where it began as a convenient way to cross the Chishui River.
(See here for just a tad more information on what bamboo drifting is and here for my tag for bamboo drifting)
[eng by me]
How the actual fuck did all these images drop less than a year apart. Is it 2005 again
The guy im the video is actually white (Albanian), so don't feel bad.
Colonialism is not a machine capable of thinking, a body endowed with reason. It is naked violence and only gives in when confronted with greater violence.
The Wretched of the Earth by Frantz Fanon
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
Idk who this guy is but I’m just gonna leave this here without comment and hope the audience I’m indirecting it at finally understands something for once
Tyler James Williams (Abbott Elementary) - his full post here for people who can't view the image:
Usually I wouldn't address stuff like this but I feel like it as a conversation is bigger than me. I'm not gay; but I think the culture of trying to "find" some kind of hidden trait or behavior that a closeted person "let slip" is very dangerous. Overanalyzing someones behavior in an attempt to "catch" them directly contributes to the anxiety a lot of queer and queer questioning people feel when they fear living in their truth. It makes the most pedestrian of conversations and interactions in spaces feel less safe for our gay brothers and sisters and those who may be questioning. It also reinforces an archetype many straight men have to live under that is often times unrealistic, less free, and limits individual expression. I've been very clear about the intentionality I try to put into using my platform to push back against those archetypes every chance that I get. Being straight doesn't look one way. Being gay doesn't look one way. And what may seem like harmless fun and conversation may actually be sending a dangerous message to those struggling with real issues. I refuse to inadvertently contribute to that message. Happy Pride to all of my queer and questioning brothers, sisters, and individuals. I pray that you feel seen in ways that make you feel safe in the celebration that is this month. As an ally I continue to be committed to assisting in that where I can and helpling to cultivate a future where we are all accepted and given permission to be ourselves.
wifepenis
everything about this image so clearly dates it perfectly i feel like i’m examining the rings on a great and majestic oak tree