at least there is doing weird art projects on ur bedroom floor. at least there is that

THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAGDSHHX

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

He loves his corn pillow

CORN BOY CORN BOY

A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone

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white shrek

How anyone could not be aware of Shrek 2 after the Fairy Godmother snatched humanity’s collective wig with her rendition of ‘I Need a Hero’, is beyond me

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

All of these are so accurate it hurts

@nicadenic

Also Hermes, God of messengers

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

Forbidden cheese

potion of donald duck noises

I'm no penisologist but I'll take a look.

“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don’t even need Apollo to be captioned, it’s just “he’s holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it’s Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users”

im fucking losing it dude

Source

A tweet isn't a source but this is (source):

For the future reference of any teens reading this now: don't be kinder than you have to! A beach at night is a very normal place for hostile drunk guys to "accidentally" drown :)

People fall in the bonfire all the time

The 3000 year old Sacred Tree of Takeo Shrine, Japan

For everyone panicking, it has NOT become a law. It has passed its first round and has been put into a markup stage

For more information on who to contact and what exactly the process is for something to pass into law, go HERE^

OH OH I have a bit more info for this! I got this from a discord that I'm in, to give resources and to help folks with phone anxieties there's a full resource sheet with numbers to call and scripts to follow. These bills have been stopped before and its SO SO important to keep the phones off the damn hooks

I can't do all that much from Canada but I thought the wider audience of yall could use this resource, so spread if you can!!!

banished for poop related crimes

Would you like to file a report

who are you