One of my coworkers told me that her 7 year old “mansplains” to her and it’s like… I’m pretty sure you aren’t being oppressed by a child you literally have massive legal and social power over. But maybe take a look at how yr husband talks to you if you think yr kids picking that up from somewhere
this is one of christians’ favorite things to ignore. quite possibly their all-time favorite thing to ignore.
sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs
- World is hard, scary, confusing
- Needs not being met
- Little to no control over my environment
- Overwhelmed and need some release
- Desperately want a nap
Yeah, that checks out
it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
still just as good as i remember it
nah sorry this absolutely took me out
puppygirl-hornyposting
Even if there were such a thing as an unskilled job, people should still be fairly compensated for their time.
- Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.
- In a Fight.
Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history
how to fight skeleton (urgent) - 12:08 am
skeleton chasing me - 12:06 am
where to hide fromskeleton - 12:02 am
scary skeleton in my house - 11:54 pm
are skeletons fast - 11:51 pm
how fast is a skeleton - 11:50 pm
are skeletons deadly - 11:46 pm
skeleton in house - 11:42 pm
bones rattling in house at night - 11:40 pm
weird clicking noise in house at night - 11:37 pm
gay porn - 11:02 pm
A FOUL ABOMINATION EMERGES FROM ITS LAIR
Friendly goblin
here's what ur gonna do. ur gonna get a plain tshirt from anywhere. from ur closet or ur dad or the thrift store or whatever. then ur gonna go to the dollar store or whatever equivalent u have in ur country. ur gonna get fabric paint and a sponge. ur gonna go home and take a cereal box or a cover of a magazine or something similar. ur gonna draw a design on it [or words. or print out a picture and trace it onto the cardstock) and cut out a stencil. then ur gonna use the sponge to dab the paint onto the shirt using the stencil. ur gonna do that thinly in 2-3 coats until it's opaque but not too stiff. then ur gonna let it dry for 24 hours. ur gonna cover that shirt with a thin towel and press an iron against the design for 30 seconds. then ur gonna wash it & wear it. got it?
Hand-Carved Tentacle Crib by Artist Garrick Andrus
