Sammy

Lmaooo you can’t make this stuff up.

White people are a joke lmao bye

“In today’s society you can never be too careful” I.e. “we have no idea what Arabic is”

Oh my god

This is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen LMAOOO

W H A T

I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?”

Because I am. That’s how I function.

I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?”

It’s rude.

I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?”

Because I am. That’s how I function.

I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?”

It’s rude.

The best version of Cinderella

Only version that matters tbh

Yasss

You can’t believe how awesome it was to see a Filipino-American on screen.

The only Cinderella I recognize

And a DARKSKINNED BLACK GIRL WITH A NON EUROPEAN HAIRSTYLE ON A MOVIE

YOU GUYS THIS MOVIE YOU GUYSSSSS!!!!

This Cinderella is the BEST. The King and Queen are an interracial couple (Victor Garber & Whoopi Goldberg), the evil stepmother is Bernadette Peters, and Cinderella’s fairy godmother is WHITNEY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSTON Y’ALL.

This is #1 Cinderella, followed closely by Ever After.

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

who wrote this, expose him

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

That was difficult to read.

So ugly

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

^ im disassociating from having read that last addition 

RIP, Batman.

neo nazi: I don’t like blacks and you should all die :))))))) 

neo nazi: *gets punched* 

neo nazi:

Does this mean I can attack anyone who says they hate whites?

THIS POST IS ABOUT PUNCHING NAZIS

Except is not about punching Nazis, it’s about silencing ideologies you disagree with, which is textbook fascism. It’s like Churchill said “The Fascists of the future will call themselves anti-Fascists” and holy hell was he right.

Something tells me the only thing you’ve ever punched is the anime body pillow in your bed after your mother decided to stop paying your Xbox live subscription.

Well Churchill was never quoted saying that and even if he was, he probably wouldn't be speaking for NEO NAZIS sooo....

I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad