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@flower-boy-dillon

Dillon - 18 - Genderfluid - Very gay, too gay, send help - Fight me but also don't
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pendulumstar

i'm abandoning my current skyrim run to try and collect all 50+ vanilla followers and i've decided to dress them up in cool wizard robes to keep track of them in a crowd

update: i now have 11 followers and they push me around so hard that i'll sometimes clip through the ground

yeet i'm at 20ish followers and now i feel like a teacher trying their best to manage a gaggle of students during a field trip

i literally cannot get through them?? the orb pondering class of 4e201 is starting to rebel...

onmund pondered over the orb sm that he's levitating everywhere????

anyways tiny little update:

- i've 31 followers now

- only half of them actually fast travel with me, the other half travels by foot to the destination

- everytime i enter somewhere, i'm dropped a solid 10 metres away from the actual entrance because it's so crowded

- everyone is so loud

- brelyna will sometimes say "got any sausages?" and jenassa will reply "gods you're starving" which i think is cute :)

orb pondering class of 4e201 now has 40 students!! serana's too emo to wear anything else for the moment and i've decided against recruiting cicero because there can only be one class clown and it's gonna be me

we're at 45 followers!! only 10 to go now :)

i'm at 53 followers!! i just gotta snag frea and ralis from solstheim then i'll have accomplished my journey.... also i absolutely cannot navigate anywhere

on the upside, serana has a cool flame outfit now :)

i'll start a new rb chain for the few lil quests i gotta do as ldb so keep an eye out if you're interested in the orb pondering class of 4e201!!!

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om-or-i
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femmedonut
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om-or-i

Queers, who know it isn't canon but make jokes to have fun: haha gay characters!!! Cute!!!! Representation!!!! This makes me happy!!!

You fucking hets who get insulted at even a sliver of queer culture in an E for Everyone game: ok but ACTUALLY Nintendo agrees with us that they ARENT GAY because they're a big corporation who won't ever let queer characters into their cute little animal game, they're BUSINESS PARTNERS, stop making everything gay, smh, they're straight :((((

Stop making a big fucking deal about it, having characters who's relationship feels like it could be taken as romantic, seeing how they support eachother and call each other 'partner', feels GOOD for us. We get it, they're canonically not, Nintendo isn't exactly a big fan of The Gays unless it gets them some extra cash. But you can let people have some genuine fun speculations about a GAME ABOUT BEING STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH ANIMALS WHILE IN DEBT.

Grow up, let us see a lizard and a beaver as gay, what's wrong with that? Big Daddy Nintendo gonna shut down the game because some people said Gay Rights? Getting your net in a twist by the concept that you could be exchanging fish and bugs for money from Gay People? Go fight capitalism and cops, not people having fun on the internet.

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vampbatz
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k25ff

After thorough scientific analysis, here are my findings.

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k25ff

This has gained a lot in popularity, and one of the things that has been bought to my attention is that my analysis is incomplete. So here you go:

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poorpoorpitifulme

I love how this meme has essentially been peer-reviewed and resubmitted with additional data

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herotterness

Big warm hat Erasure

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mutechild

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st