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Florida Phoenix

@floridaphoenix02

Bisexual/Male with crazy incorrect quotes, cool novels and fanfics? Yea I got that. And so much more. And I simp, don't mind that though.

Decide, mortals!

I'm wanting to write a few short stories to really flesh these characters out, but I don't know where to start. I'll do all of them but whichever gets the most votes first wins, then I'll do more polls narrowing it down

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kanayahavethisdance

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

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I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

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the-philosophers-bone

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Sure why not

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averycruelsadist

Agreed

Y'know, why not?

Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)

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pregnancyrisksex

Come on fire bagel, do your thing!

GIVE ME SHIT OH MIGHTY BAGEL

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bagel again

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bagel

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* shakes like dice * c’mon bagel mama don’t wanna go to thanksgiving

ohoho why not, let’s see what it comes

*Prays that I get to talk with HIM again*

(By him I mean my long distance boyfriend 😅)

Edit: We’re talking again!! We don’t really talk a lot cause of our (strict as all hell)parents and hiding the relationship from them, so I was really happy I got to talk with him again😊

Burn !!!!!!

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I’m just trying!

Got nothing to lose so why not

The magic of the bagel will have end here, check

babycrypt

Just realized I’m never at a 0 on a fatigue scale, at my best I’m at like.. a 1-3?

I always feel like.. kinda dozey? (Like when you get yawny but not really tired) and my legs and arms feel kinda like how they might feel after a workout or smth.

Wack how people just don’t feel at least a little tired.

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join-mi-in-the-forest-darling

shadow, ai am begging you to tell me right now that being fatigued at all time is typical. please. because ai am always at least a two.

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suillinesuine

I hate to be the one to inform you /lh

Most people are at a 0

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are they because thats fucking wild

I'm at a 4 (like usual around this time) and it's noon. By 4PM I'm usually a 6 or 7

Decide, mortals!

I'm wanting to write a few short stories to really flesh these characters out, but I don't know where to start. I'll do all of them but whichever gets the most votes first wins, then I'll do more polls narrowing it down

Reblog for larger sample size!

Decide, mortals!

I'm wanting to write a few short stories to really flesh these characters out, but I don't know where to start. I'll do all of them but whichever gets the most votes first wins, then I'll do more polls narrowing it down

Reblog for larger sample size!

Sabine’s face is set in determination. “Okay, I’m gonna ask you a really weird question, and I need you to be honest.”

“Sure.”

“Completely honest.”

Ezra nods. “Of course. What is it?”

“If I asked you to, would you fake-marry me?”

Ezra stares at her.

“…would I fake-marry you?”

“Yes. If I asked, would you? Because—” She sucks in a breath of air, and he can sense her spiking anxiety. “Because, you’re my best friend and if I had to choose someone to spend the rest of my life with it would be you, and my family thinks you’re great, and—and if we were fake-married then when I go back to the Ghost you could have the bottom bunk in my room and you wouldn’t have to share with Zeb anymore, and it would be fun, right? And—when we’re older, maybe we could adopt a kid, or a Padawan, and let’s be honest, it would be hilarious for the Countess of Clan Wren to have a Jedi son-in-law, and you don’t have to say yes, obviously, this is just random and hypothetical and—okay, it’s not hypothetical, but you can say no and I’d understand, but—”

He interrupts her with a touch on the arm.

“Sabine.”

She winces and looks away, but Ezra smiles.

“I would totally fake-marry you.”

Sabine meets his eyes instantly. “Really?”

“Really. We’ve been fake-dating for two years; this is just the logical next step, right?” he jokes, but she stays serious.

“You don’t need time to think about it?”

“No. Honest.”

For a second, their gazes hold, and then Sabine nearly tackles him over in the second enormous hug she’s given him that day.

“Thank you,” she whispers, squeezing him tightly for a second before letting go, and she sounds so relieved that it makes him wonder if there’s some bigger reason she wants to fake-marry him. (Probably complicated Mandalorian politics.) “You’re actually kind of great, Ezra Bridger.”

“And somehow it took you this long to figure it out,” he banters back.

“Very funny.” She punches his arm with a laugh, then clasps his hands and meets his eyes and smiles so warmly that he would think there was something more behind it, if he didn’t know there wasn’t. “So, who are we thinking for wedding guests?”

Ezra thinks for a moment pretending to be solemn, then cracks a grin. “Can we invite all the guys who said you were out of my league and pity-dating me?”

“Only if I can paint Chopper pink and make him our flower droid.”

“Deal.”

Chopper gonna be on a rampage

Okay, I understand why the TBATE fandom is starting to dip... heavily, but at the same time, I think the fans gave TurtleMe too high of standards for book 10 (this is partially his fault though). I personally kind of liked it. Book 5 was way worse.

He may need some fan help (and to really pick up his slack with book 11) to get his previous amount of fans back. His Patreon dropped to almost half of the amount it was before.

Honestly, I think it was just... high standards that really fucked it up, and since it's one of my favorite series, I really hope it comes back stronger than ever.

For my followers and mutuals that don't read The Beginning After The End, I really recommend it. Some books are a little heavy on the filler, but it's still pretty amazing. It's an Isekai that takes place in a fantasy world and it's amazing, as it isn't your typicak Isekai.

Please share and reblog this so that the series can get the recognition it deserves

AND IT'S ON AN UPTURN! THE DREADED CAERA SIMPS RETURNED WHICH MEANS THE FANDOM IS REGENERATING! THANK THE GODKILLER THAT BOOK 11 STARTED OFF STRONG

Okay, I understand why the TBATE fandom is starting to dip... heavily, but at the same time, I think the fans gave TurtleMe too high of standards for book 10 (this is partially his fault though). I personally kind of liked it. Book 5 was way worse.

He may need some fan help (and to really pick up his slack with book 11) to get his previous amount of fans back. His Patreon dropped to almost half of the amount it was before.

Honestly, I think it was just... high standards that really fucked it up, and since it's one of my favorite series, I really hope it comes back stronger than ever.

For my followers and mutuals that don't read The Beginning After The End, I really recommend it. Some books are a little heavy on the filler, but it's still pretty amazing. It's an Isekai that takes place in a fantasy world and it's amazing, as it isn't your typicak Isekai.

Please share and reblog this so that the series can get the recognition it deserves

p1ss

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

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balalaikaboss

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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sirtroyofbaker

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

I have severe trauma relating to religion, specifically christianity, and thus I have not been able to see it as more than a worldwide cult. Judaism? They're great, they made the bagel and other food items I love. Islam? They're cool and get hate they don't deserve. Buddhism? Yeah, y'all got an honestly pretty cool religion. But christianity? Y'all are literally part of one of the most culty religions in the world. Satan and Lucifer (who are different people fyi) both made a whole hell of a lot more sense than Jesus or your god (but they still aren't the best of people). Y'all are literally worshipping the bad guy. And your religion is probably going to be the literal death of my queer friends and maybe even myself. Yeah. Didn't mean to become a hate post but honestly the only christian thing I will ever respect (other than demons) is Doom.

⚠️EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS ⚠️

Heya!

I'm opening emergency commissions to cover up for my studies!!

💔I'm 2,500 pesos short for this semester and i could really use some help!💔

RB this helps a lot!

You can donate to my ko-fi as well!

PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN OR REBLOG!!

Anonymous asked:

so its just like a fetish...?

Y'all see what I mean when I say I get crap for it?

No! It is not a fetish! It's this neat term called gender nonconforming. Y'see I'm a female, I was born as a female, but my ideal self would have a dick and no tits. I've had plenty of people tell me I'm confused, that I'm just trans, but they're all wrong. I tried that, went through that gender exploration and it just wasn't me, I'm not a guy.

It's not a fetish to present the way I am, who I am. You wouldn't call a nonbinary person fetishistic for wearing a binder right? I have a packer, a binder, an stp, these are things that aren't strictly for trans folk and people need to start realizing that.

I always hear gender (and the way you present) is a spectrum but people really treat it as if there's only three viable options. Cis, nb, and trans, while dressing accordingly to each. Stray from the image people have in their mind and suddenly your transphobic, your fetishizing other people for being who you are.

Basically, just fucking let people choose their own gender and present how they want. You're a cis dude who wants tits? A vagina? Or go on E? Fucking go for it. You're a cis girl who wants a dick? Doesn't want breasts? Maybe you even want to go on T? More power to you.

Fuck the people who say you can't be your ideal self. Fuck the people who say your body represents your gender. After all you wouldn't say that to a trans person right? So why would you say it about anyone else's gender?

If I gotta fight a million anons, make a million posts for people to understand they don't have to stick to the three options society has made popular than I will.

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If anyone wants to be shitty about this you can go through me first.

I hate that people call it transphobic to align this way, because, truthfully? What I see as transphobic is the insinuation that a flat chest and/or a penis is antithetical to femininity or womanhood. If you can't accept cis women that feel more comfortable with a flat chest, or having a penis, or whatever other instance of gender nonconformity you're gonna be shitty about, then not only is that real fucked up, but you're also a hair's breath from transmisogyny.

OP is absolutely right. People should be allowed to do whatever they want with their own bodies if it isn't harming anyone. That's just what bodily autonomy *is*.

Transphobia is an interesting term, because one of the core principals it revolves around is the destruction of bodily autonomy. So if you don't believe people like OP deserve that right to bodily autonomy, you're essentially stating that you only care about the fundamental bigotry that transphobia runs on if it has the "trans" prefix attached to it.

Leave people like OP alone.

When are we gonna get to the point where we stop looking for an "acceptable" queer target to bully? Cause this happened with bi people, then trans people, then pan people, then ace people, then aro people, then poly people, so on, so forth, and im sick of it.

I'm a non-op binary transgender man. I have a vagina! Given all the money in the world, I would still have a vagina. I'm a binary man who likes having a vagina. It's not a fetish, it's just a male vagina. Sometimes men have vaginas. Sometimes men *want* to have vaginas, and they are still men. Sometimes women *want* to have a penis, and they are still women. People should have access to whatever gender-affirming care that damn well pleases them.